Pump it! I'm running on air! I'm walking on clouds! I don't exercise. I don't care... pump it! *pumping & explosion & moan* I paid top-dollar for these incredible high-technology polyester shoes to walk around the mall and shop for more sports equipment I won't play sports in! I need to get more from life. Much more! I need to get high, really high! High on air! *pumping & explosion* Oh yeah! These Eris shoes really pump up! That's right! You can now buy some air! The science of sports and marketing results in a shoe that pumps! Sound silly to you? What if we told you that Eris Pump-Up would improve your game by 300%? But I don't have a game! You gotta have game! Be a winner! Pump up, and slam dunk! *pumping* Oh yeah! God, the size of your shoes! You'll shave seconds off your personal best! Oh yeah! You mean I can whack off even more times a day? Absolutely! Probably five times more! Because you'll be walking on air! You'll feel so much more athletic after pumping up your shoes, you'll automatically lose weight and feel high-tech! Just like a sports star! You ARE a star! Now you're a winner! With air in shoes! Now I can reach for the stars! I've pumped up my ego! *pumping* Pump it up! With Eris!
[00:00.00]Pump it! I'm running on air! I'm walking on clouds! [00:04.01]I don't exercise. I don't care... pump it! [00:07.00]*pumping & explosion & moan* [00:08.77]I paid top-dollar for these incredible [00:10.46]high-technology polyester shoes to walk around [00:12.44]the mall and shop for more sports equipment [00:13.75]I won't play sports in! [00:15.35]I need to get more from life. Much more! [00:17.33]I need to get high, really high! High on air! [00:19.47]*pumping & explosion* [00:20.68]Oh yeah! These Eris shoes really pump up! [00:24.18]That's right! You can now buy some air! [00:27.15]The science of sports and marketing [00:28.39]results in a shoe that pumps! [00:30.18]Sound silly to you? What if we told you that [00:32.25]Eris Pump-Up would improve your game by 300%? [00:35.75]But I don't have a game! [00:37.70]You gotta have game! Be a winner! [00:40.26]Pump up, and slam dunk! [00:41.67]*pumping* [00:43.17]Oh yeah! God, the size of your shoes! [00:46.62]You'll shave seconds off your personal best! [00:48.99]Oh yeah! You mean I can [00:50.78]whack off even more times a day? [00:53.18]Absolutely! Probably five times more! [00:55.26]Because you'll be walking on air! [00:57.40]You'll feel so much more athletic [00:59.01]after pumping up your shoes, you'll [01:00.73]automatically lose weight and feel high-tech! [01:03.43]Just like a sports star! You ARE a star! [01:06.46]Now you're a winner! With air in shoes! [01:09.72]Now I can reach for the stars! [01:11.48]I've pumped up my ego! [01:13.22]*pumping* [01:14.93]Pump it up! With Eris!