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[00:00.00]Relationships can seem like an eternity. [00:02.87]You asshole! [00:04.07]What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub! [00:07.64]Relieve the pressure. [00:09.92]Chill that ***** out with ICE. [00:12.44]A diamond lasts forever, [00:14.57]but your relationship might not. [00:16.64]A diamond is love. [00:18.49]Rock hard, and frozen in time. [00:21.41]Luckily, most women are shallow, and materialistic. [00:25.33]Oh a diamond? So you DO love me! [00:28.83]Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon, [00:31.96]mined by wage-slaves in Angola. [00:34.46]I don't even know what I was mad at you about. [00:36.70]Do you want a blow job? [00:38.03]Passion, it CAN be purchased, [00:40.31]and it CAN be overpriced. [00:42.40]ICE, available and very expensive, at DeKoch Diamonds.