*sound of chainsaw* Logger. The beer that brought the forests down. I drive an exotic imported sports car. I eat exotic foreign food like frankfurters and pizza. But when it comes to numbing my mind, I'm a patriot. I drink the beer that brought the forests down! I'm a Logger man! And, with the new 80-bottle trunk pack, you've got enough for the evening! Last night, I crapped in my bed, and pissed in the closet! Hey, it's happy hour somewhere! Logger. Brings out the patriot in you.
[00:00.00]*sound of chainsaw* [00:01.24]Logger. The beer that brought the forests down. [00:06.12]I drive an exotic imported sports car. [00:08.62]I eat exotic foreign food like frankfurters and pizza. [00:11.72]But when it comes to numbing my mind, I'm a patriot. [00:14.65]I drink the beer that brought the forests down! [00:16.86]I'm a Logger man! [00:18.00]And, with the new 80-bottle trunk pack, [00:20.18]you've got enough for the evening! [00:21.62]Last night, I crapped in my bed, [00:23.36]and pissed in the closet! [00:24.72]Hey, it's happy hour somewhere! [00:26.71]Logger. Brings out the patriot in you.