It was 9 AM, the phone rang *ring* Commando Pest Eradication! You saw a bug on your child's apple? Code Red, boys! We got a live one! Your home, much like the rest of the world, is infested with unwanted vermin Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature, so you don't have to Hello, mam Thank God you're here! I saw a bug in the kitchen! You did the right thing, mam We'll take it from here Everything's going to be okay Commando Pest Eradication uses only the most -lethal- chemicals to rid your home of unwanted life Our team is composed of military trained professionals that know how to take care of a messy situation fast After successfully de-foliating Vietnam, we turned our attention to the homefront, your homefront We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir But I found this! *Baby crying* Jesus! What the hell is this? That's my daughter! Looks more like VietCong to me! *Gunshot* Commando Pest Eradication We kill everything in sight, so you feel safer It's the war on nature, and this time, we're winning
[00:00.00]It was 9 AM, the phone rang [00:02.54]*ring* [00:03.54]Commando Pest Eradication! [00:05.54]You saw a bug on your child's apple? [00:07.74]Code Red, boys! We got a live one! [00:09.74]Your home, much like the rest of the world, [00:12.73]is infested with unwanted vermin [00:15.63]Commando Pest Eradication will wage war on nature, [00:20.06]so you don't have to [00:22.50]Hello, mam [00:23.40]Thank God you're here! [00:24.80]I saw a bug in the kitchen! [00:26.52]You did the right thing, mam [00:28.13]We'll take it from here [00:29.25]Everything's going to be okay [00:30.51]Commando Pest Eradication uses [00:32.81]only the most -lethal- chemicals [00:34.93]to rid your home of unwanted life [00:37.50]Our team is composed of military trained professionals [00:40.80]that know how to take care of a messy situation fast [00:43.92]After successfully de-foliating Vietnam, [00:46.86]we turned our attention to the homefront, [00:49.16]your homefront [00:51.27]We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir [00:54.10]But I found this! [00:56.05]*Baby crying* [00:57.61]Jesus! What the hell is this? [00:59.01]That's my daughter! [01:00.47]Looks more like VietCong to me! [01:02.61]*Gunshot* [01:03.41]Commando Pest Eradication [01:05.27]We kill everything in sight, so you feel safer [01:09.65]It's the war on nature, [01:11.57]and this time, we're winning