Ha ha. Looks like you could use some help from the big boss of Hell himself Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on yelp 'Five Stars' 'Flawless' 'Greater than great!' Oh, with a punch of a pentagram I wap bap boom alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate! 'Thanks dad!' Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef 'Woh oh oh!' Michelin tasting menu free a la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! Alastor: Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun Your executive producer Charlie: That's true! Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that clog today? Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir! Charlie: Oh you! Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond You're like the child that I wish that I had Lucifer: Uh, what? Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned Lucifer: Hold on now! Alastor: It's a little funny! You could almost call me dad They say when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power Who just happens to also be your blood Alastor: Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud They say the family you choose is better Lucifer: What a bunch of losers Alastor: Can you butt out of my song? Lucifer: Your song? I started this. Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it! Mimzy: It's me! Yes, it's me! I know you were all waiting for me I'm here What a gas Took a while but I'm present at last It's me It's me Mimzzzzyyyyyyy Lucifer: Who?
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