I can do this somehow I know it I'll get heacen behind my plans Charlie hold on There's just no way I could blow it Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance It's just a meeting To change their minds and touch their hearts Or whatever angels have This could be bad. Cheer up Vaggie This could be swell Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell Okay but just don't sing to them. That bitch is halfway down the street. Is she... Oh she's dancin' Ugh..no! There's warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air Every street's so revealing it's hard not to stare It's a reaim so appealing it beats anywhere If you don''t mind the smell It's a happy day in hell Hi Mister! Go **** yourself! There's an endless trashfire that's burning my soul Hello! Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole Uh,excuse me Doing what is required we all have our roles I'm not doing well Another shitty day in hell If I can show them the dream I've dreamed That any soul can change Cuz angels'minds are hard to change And they'll know everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange They are bloodthirsty and deranged I can hear all their stories The lost and displaced And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel It'll be a happy day in Hell From the porn studio Where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning demon bukake shows To the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown Cuz-holy shit oh my gosh WHY??? And I don't give a crow that His brain's got in my eye Cuz I know I can spare them From Heaven's genocide I'can do this,I just know it There's andless trashfire that's burning my soul I'll get heaven behind my plans There's just no way I could blow it I kinda like that barbed wire that shoved in my hole Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance To change their minds And touch my parts Uh...no thank you,I'm just gonna Fulfill my destiny Your loss,bitch! I can already tell Today is gonna be a ****ing happy day in Hell
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