[Charlie] I know hell's population is out of control It's a bad situation and it's taking a toll but if we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls At my hazbin hotel Wait I'm getting ahead of myself Oh right Extermination I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year And it must be annoying to shlep all the way here And if they join you in heaven That trip dissapears! You can wave back to farewell It will be a happy day in he- [Adam] Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb up the ladder Oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates? [Charlie] Oh, um- [Adam] Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fate Cause hell is forever! Whether you like it or not they have their chance to behave better Now they boil in the pot! Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in trying to fight it They are burning for their lives Until we kill 'em again! Just try to chillax, babe You're wasting your breath Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?! Are they winners? Are they sinners? Cause it's cut and dried [Charlie] (well actually, if you take a look-) Fair is fair, an eye for an eye out When all said and done There's the question of fun And for those of us with divine ordainment Extermination is entertainment! Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo! F*ck ya! (Imitating guitar sounds) Hell is forever, whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better Now they boil in a pot Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in trying to fight it They are burning for their lives Until we kill 'em again! F*cking hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot! So give up your dumb endeavor cause you don't have a shot Long as I got your attention I guess I should probably mention That we've made this determination To move up the next extermination [Charlie] What? Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts I know it's just been a week But we'll be back in six months! [Charlie] Um, wait, didn't you- Ugn, sh*t!
[00:04.562][Charlie] I know hell's population is out of control [00:07.323]It's a bad situation and it's taking a toll [00:10.202]but if we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls [00:12.757]At my hazbin hotel [00:14.861]Wait I'm getting ahead of myself [00:16.181]Oh right Extermination [00:16.905]I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year [00:19.031]And it must be annoying to shlep all the way here [00:21.699]And if they join you in heaven [00:22.770]That trip dissapears! [00:24.206]You can wave back to farewell [00:25.626]It will be a happy day in he- [00:26.739][Adam] [00:27.523]Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time [00:30.832]If what you're suggesting [00:32.853]Is letting them climb up the ladder [00:35.216]Oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates? [00:37.100][Charlie] Oh, um- [00:37.303][Adam] [00:37.711]Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fate [00:41.054]Cause hell is forever! [00:42.925]Whether you like it or not [00:44.458]they have their chance to behave better [00:46.401]Now they boil in the pot! [00:47.926]Cause the rules are black and white [00:49.798]There's no use in trying to fight it [00:51.630]They are burning for their lives [00:53.295]Until we kill 'em again! [00:55.162]Just try to chillax, babe [00:57.147]You're wasting your breath [00:58.636]Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?! [01:01.942]Are they winners? Are they sinners? [01:03.966]Cause it's cut and dried [01:05.436][Charlie] (well actually, if you take a look-) [01:05.584]Fair is fair, an eye for an eye out [01:09.990]When all said and done [01:12.673]There's the question of fun [01:15.532]And for those of us with divine ordainment [01:19.796]Extermination is entertainment! [01:23.586]Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo! [01:25.244]F*ck ya! [01:26.594](Imitating guitar sounds) [01:30.218]Hell is forever, whether you like it or not [01:33.220]Had their chance to behave better [01:35.172]Now they boil in a pot [01:36.630]Cause the rules are black and white [01:38.452]There's no use in trying to fight it [01:40.188]They are burning for their lives [01:41.960]Until we kill 'em again! [01:43.774]F*cking hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot! [01:46.979]So give up your dumb endeavor [01:49.089]cause you don't have a shot [01:50.576]Long as I got your attention [01:52.666]I guess I should probably mention [01:54.444]That we've made this determination [01:57.553]To move up the next extermination [02:00.709][Charlie] What? [02:01.357]Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts [02:04.570]I know it's just been a week [02:06.271]But we'll be back in six months! [02:08.562][Charlie] Um, wait, didn't you- [02:12.246]Ugn, sh*t!
