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  • Don't mix raw meat with your veg
    Wash your bits,pits and teeth And your hands on the reg
    Wipe down all surfaces after the slaughter
    And rinse your cutting boards with warm soapy water
    Now you might ask? What's a little blood spatter?
    Well,health and safety is no laughing matter
    Unless you want
    Salmonella E coli
    Listeria and pink eye
    Sushi grade tune is the only kind of raw fish
    Anyone should ever try to have in raw fish
    Otherwise louses rip off your tongue
    While nematodes go swimming round in your lung
    Toxoplasmosis you're a zombie slave to cats
    And bubonic plague that's what you catch from rats
    And evil chickens they're the worst of the bunch
    Plotting and planning on how to spoil your lunch
    So don't accept meat from a dodgy looking fella
    Better yet,don't eat,so you won't get salmonella
  • [00:00.00]Don't mix raw meat with your veg
    [00:03.79]Wash your bits,pits and teeth And your hands on the reg
    [00:06.79]Wipe down all surfaces after the slaughter
    [00:10.15]And rinse your cutting boards with warm soapy water
    [00:13.51]Now you might ask? What's a little blood spatter?
    [00:17.30]Well,health and safety is no laughing matter
    [00:19.94]Unless you want
    [00:21.75]Salmonella E coli
    [00:23.17]Listeria and pink eye
    [01:10.87]Sushi grade tune is the only kind of raw fish
    [01:13.68]Anyone should ever try to have in raw fish
    [01:15.33]Otherwise louses rip off your tongue
    [01:16.92]While nematodes go swimming round in your lung
    [01:18.49]Toxoplasmosis you're a zombie slave to cats
    [01:20.12]And bubonic plague that's what you catch from rats
    [01:21.76]And evil chickens they're the worst of the bunch
    [01:23.36]Plotting and planning on how to spoil your lunch
    [01:26.65]So don't accept meat from a dodgy looking fella
    [01:30.77]Better yet,don't eat,so you won't get salmonella