Do you have a girlfriend? No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend Let me tell you about love When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water and then you realise Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water I'm actually drowning Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!" Then another shark comes along and it goes straight for your cock and balls! And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!" Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think I'm saved! I'm saved! and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks and you explode like a rotten watermelon and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up and you know what you end up being then, Errol? Do you know what you end up being then? Just a steaming pile of hyena ****. That's love
[00:00.30]Do you have a girlfriend? [00:01.15]No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend [00:02.64]Let me tell you about love [00:04.32]When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water [00:07.33]and then you realise [00:08.25]Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water [00:09.80]I'm actually drowning [00:11.23]Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!" [00:15.66]Then another shark comes along [00:16.83]and it goes straight for your cock and balls! [00:18.89]And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!" [00:21.81]Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think [00:24.71]I'm saved! I'm saved! [00:26.31]and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks [00:28.76]and you explode like a rotten watermelon [00:31.20]and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere [00:34.25]and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse [00:36.84]And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up [00:40.29]and you know what you end up being then, Errol? [00:42.40]Do you know what you end up being then? [00:43.86]Just a steaming pile of hyena ****. That's love [00:46.03]
