Bruh, bruh, bruh LD, aka stem cells [Verse 1: Lil *************y] Everybody know the cat like a **** meme I got em' buzzing off the crack like a **** fiend They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve Nowadays, ******* tryna crack, got 'em ODing Like, how them hoes want to get it with L? They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail I'm going far like a general male On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up? The same mother******* playing with his steak cut up I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to ************* Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow How I'ma do? I got your ex coming next like a W do I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct I'm unimpressed by these ******* that I see in the press I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it Forget about your era, Pat Summitt Finesse writtens I wanna get a hundred ******* and ************* with the spitting Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians I've been official, ************* Bevetta a living You better dig it like you ******* got a mill in the ditch I'm killing this *************t I been kicking like a villainous ninja My *************t is gripping when I run it, how the ************* I be slipping? I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus And I be funny with this *************t, I'm just playing But still nobody ******g with the kid, I'm just saying, ah Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees So come ************* with me I got a couple hundred ******* doing drugs with me And I got a couple dozen ******* tryna hug *************y And I got a couple ******* who be steady ******g me Hey, that's a good ass life Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock And put her on D till we O, J Watt I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted I'm ******g with them jeans, love them ******* high waisted I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude spitting better than your dude, can't do it Telling me, damn, you got *******, damn, you got hoes Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up This *************t I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour Cause we ain't loving all you ******* like we spoken for Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham Slapping the fans, playing having the plan Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants You see the type of *************t I do on the track? Hot *************t, like I poop in the jacket Won't mack your *************, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique Your whole friend group ******g with ************* (no hetero) I yawn when I hear these mother*******s on the radio They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move I made war with the rhymes, mother************* your crew These ******* going Adolf, tryna ************* this Jew I'm too nice, like a mother******* that fell in love with a boo twice As in double as *************able as he was and dude tries To be subtle and get her cuddling Venting her troubles and getting her truffles And ending up befuddled when she don't ************* him And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging She never ******g a pedestrian muggle like you So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with "I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice) Peeping like a Port-A-Potty It wasn't even deep, dang, *************t is still a hobby It's too bad ******* sleeping on me, threesome 'Cause now these ******* want to help, but he don't need none I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank You've no shot, like you drawing a blank Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa Growing the stankest c******s Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame Are you better than me? [Outro] Bruh
[00:02:00]Bruh, bruh, bruh [00:05:00]LD, aka stem cells [00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y] [00:09:00]Everybody know the cat like a **** meme [00:11:00]I got em' buzzing off the crack like a **** fiend [00:13:00]They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve [00:15:00]Nowadays, ******* tryna crack, got 'em ODing [00:17:00]Like, how them hoes want to get it with L? [00:19:00]They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale [00:21:00]If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail [00:24:00]I'm going far like a general male [00:26:00]On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up? [00:28:00]The same mother******* playing with his steak cut up [00:31:00]I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us [00:33:00]I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to ************* [00:35:00]Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo [00:37:00]I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo [00:39:00]Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo [00:41:00]Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow [00:43:00]How I'ma do? [00:44:00]I got your ex coming next like a W do [00:46:00]I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct [00:49:00]I'm unimpressed by these ******* that I see in the press [00:51:00]I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess [00:53:00]Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet [00:55:00]They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it [00:59:00]Forget about your era, Pat Summitt [01:00:00]Finesse writtens [01:01:00]I wanna get a hundred ******* and ************* with the spitting [01:03:00]Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians [01:06:00]I've been official, ************* Bevetta a living [01:07:00]You better dig it like you ******* got a mill in the ditch [01:09:00]I'm killing this *************t I been kicking like a villainous ninja [01:11:00]My *************t is gripping when I run it, how the ************* I be slipping? [01:14:00]I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed [01:16:00]I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus [01:18:00]And I be funny with this *************t, I'm just playing [01:20:00]But still nobody ******g with the kid, I'm just saying, ah [01:23:00]Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem [01:25:00]But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese [01:27:00]I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free [01:29:00]But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees [01:32:00]So come ************* with me [01:33:00]I got a couple hundred ******* doing drugs with me [01:35:00]And I got a couple dozen ******* tryna hug *************y [01:37:00]And I got a couple ******* who be steady ******g me [01:39:00]Hey, that's a good ass life [01:41:00]Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife [01:43:00]But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom [01:45:00]But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama [01:47:00]Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot [01:49:00]I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack [01:52:00]I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock [01:54:00]And put her on D till we O, J Watt [01:56:00]I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted [01:58:00]I'm ******g with them jeans, love them ******* high waisted [02:00:00]I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith [02:03:00]And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it [02:07:00]Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it [02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00]spitting better than your dude, can't do it [02:15:00]Telling me, damn, you got *******, damn, you got hoes [02:17:00]Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow [02:19:00]Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes [02:21:00]Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up [02:24:00]This *************t I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store [02:26:00]They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard [02:28:00]I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour [02:30:00]Cause we ain't loving all you ******* like we spoken for [02:33:00]Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am [02:36:00]Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands [02:37:00]Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham [02:39:00]Slapping the fans, playing having the plan [02:41:00]Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants [02:43:00]You see the type of *************t I do on the track? [02:44:00]Hot *************t, like I poop in the jacket [02:46:00]Won't mack your *************, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique [02:49:00]Your whole friend group ******g with ************* (no hetero) [02:51:00]I yawn when I hear these mother*******s on the radio [02:53:00]They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio [02:55:00]I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable [02:58:00]I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat [03:01:00]Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move [03:04:00]I made war with the rhymes, mother************* your crew [03:07:00]These ******* going Adolf, tryna ************* this Jew [03:09:00]I'm too nice, like a mother******* that fell in love with a boo twice [03:12:00]As in double as *************able as he was and dude tries [03:14:00]To be subtle and get her cuddling [03:16:00]Venting her troubles and getting her truffles [03:18:00]And ending up befuddled when she don't ************* him [03:19:00]And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging [03:20:00]She never ******g a pedestrian muggle like you [03:22:00]So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with [03:24:00]"I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought [03:27:00]Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice) [03:28:00]Peeping like a Port-A-Potty [03:30:00]It wasn't even deep, dang, *************t is still a hobby [03:32:00]It's too bad ******* sleeping on me, threesome [03:34:00]'Cause now these ******* want to help, but he don't need none [03:36:00]I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank [03:38:00]You've no shot, like you drawing a blank [03:40:00]Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank [03:43:00]Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank [03:45:00]So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank [03:47:00]And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa [03:49:00]Growing the stankest c******s [03:50:00]Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers [03:52:00]And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter [03:54:00]Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going [03:57:00]Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it [03:59:00]There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window [04:01:00]It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store [04:03:00]And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain [04:06:00]Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame [04:07:00]Are you better than me? [04:09:00][Outro] [04:10:00]Bruh