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  • Bruh, bruh, bruh
    LD, aka stem cells
    [Verse 1: Lil *************y]
    Everybody know the cat like a **** meme
    I got em' buzzing off the crack like a **** fiend
    They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve
    Nowadays, ******* tryna crack, got 'em ODing
    Like, how them hoes want to get it with L?
    They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale
    If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail
    I'm going far like a general male
    On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up?
    The same mother******* playing with his steak cut up
    I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us
    I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to *************
    Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo
    I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo
    Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo
    Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow
    How I'ma do?
    I got your ex coming next like a W do
    I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct
    I'm unimpressed by these ******* that I see in the press
    I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess
    Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet
    They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it
    Forget about your era, Pat Summitt
    Finesse writtens
    I wanna get a hundred ******* and ************* with the spitting
    Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians
    I've been official, ************* Bevetta a living
    You better dig it like you ******* got a mill in the ditch
    I'm killing this *************t I been kicking like a villainous ninja
    My *************t is gripping when I run it, how the ************* I be slipping?
    I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed
    I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus
    And I be funny with this *************t, I'm just playing
    But still nobody ******g with the kid, I'm just saying, ah
    Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem
    But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese
    I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free
    But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees
    So come ************* with me
    I got a couple hundred ******* doing drugs with me
    And I got a couple dozen ******* tryna hug *************y
    And I got a couple ******* who be steady ******g me
    Hey, that's a good ass life
    Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife
    But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom
    But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama
    Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot
    I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack
    I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock
    And put her on D till we O, J Watt
    I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted
    I'm ******g with them jeans, love them ******* high waisted
    I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith
    And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it
    Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it
    If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude spitting better than your dude, can't do it
    Telling me, damn, you got *******, damn, you got hoes
    Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow
    Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes
    Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up
    This *************t I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store
    They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard
    I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour
    Cause we ain't loving all you ******* like we spoken for
    Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am
    Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands
    Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham
    Slapping the fans, playing having the plan
    Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants
    You see the type of *************t I do on the track?
    Hot *************t, like I poop in the jacket
    Won't mack your *************, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique
    Your whole friend group ******g with ************* (no hetero)
    I yawn when I hear these mother*******s on the radio
    They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio
    I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable
    I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat
    Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move
    I made war with the rhymes, mother************* your crew
    These ******* going Adolf, tryna ************* this Jew
    I'm too nice, like a mother******* that fell in love with a boo twice
    As in double as *************able as he was and dude tries
    To be subtle and get her cuddling
    Venting her troubles and getting her truffles
    And ending up befuddled when she don't ************* him
    And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging
    She never ******g a pedestrian muggle like you
    So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with
    "I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought
    Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice)
    Peeping like a Port-A-Potty
    It wasn't even deep, dang, *************t is still a hobby
    It's too bad ******* sleeping on me, threesome
    'Cause now these ******* want to help, but he don't need none
    I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank
    You've no shot, like you drawing a blank
    Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank
    Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank
    So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank
    And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa
    Growing the stankest c******s
    Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers
    And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter
    Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going
    Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it
    There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window
    It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store
    And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain
    Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame
    Are you better than me?
    [Outro]
    Bruh
  • [00:02:00]Bruh, bruh, bruh
    [00:05:00]LD, aka stem cells
    [00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y]
    [00:09:00]Everybody know the cat like a **** meme
    [00:11:00]I got em' buzzing off the crack like a **** fiend
    [00:13:00]They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve
    [00:15:00]Nowadays, ******* tryna crack, got 'em ODing
    [00:17:00]Like, how them hoes want to get it with L?
    [00:19:00]They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale
    [00:21:00]If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail
    [00:24:00]I'm going far like a general male
    [00:26:00]On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up?
    [00:28:00]The same mother******* playing with his steak cut up
    [00:31:00]I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us
    [00:33:00]I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to *************
    [00:35:00]Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo
    [00:37:00]I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo
    [00:39:00]Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo
    [00:41:00]Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow
    [00:43:00]How I'ma do?
    [00:44:00]I got your ex coming next like a W do
    [00:46:00]I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct
    [00:49:00]I'm unimpressed by these ******* that I see in the press
    [00:51:00]I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess
    [00:53:00]Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet
    [00:55:00]They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it
    [00:59:00]Forget about your era, Pat Summitt
    [01:00:00]Finesse writtens
    [01:01:00]I wanna get a hundred ******* and ************* with the spitting
    [01:03:00]Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians
    [01:06:00]I've been official, ************* Bevetta a living
    [01:07:00]You better dig it like you ******* got a mill in the ditch
    [01:09:00]I'm killing this *************t I been kicking like a villainous ninja
    [01:11:00]My *************t is gripping when I run it, how the ************* I be slipping?
    [01:14:00]I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed
    [01:16:00]I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus
    [01:18:00]And I be funny with this *************t, I'm just playing
    [01:20:00]But still nobody ******g with the kid, I'm just saying, ah
    [01:23:00]Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem
    [01:25:00]But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese
    [01:27:00]I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free
    [01:29:00]But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees
    [01:32:00]So come ************* with me
    [01:33:00]I got a couple hundred ******* doing drugs with me
    [01:35:00]And I got a couple dozen ******* tryna hug *************y
    [01:37:00]And I got a couple ******* who be steady ******g me
    [01:39:00]Hey, that's a good ass life
    [01:41:00]Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife
    [01:43:00]But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom
    [01:45:00]But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama
    [01:47:00]Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot
    [01:49:00]I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack
    [01:52:00]I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock
    [01:54:00]And put her on D till we O, J Watt
    [01:56:00]I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted
    [01:58:00]I'm ******g with them jeans, love them ******* high waisted
    [02:00:00]I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith
    [02:03:00]And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it
    [02:07:00]Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it
    [02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00]spitting better than your dude, can't do it
    [02:15:00]Telling me, damn, you got *******, damn, you got hoes
    [02:17:00]Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow
    [02:19:00]Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes
    [02:21:00]Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up
    [02:24:00]This *************t I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store
    [02:26:00]They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard
    [02:28:00]I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour
    [02:30:00]Cause we ain't loving all you ******* like we spoken for
    [02:33:00]Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am
    [02:36:00]Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands
    [02:37:00]Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham
    [02:39:00]Slapping the fans, playing having the plan
    [02:41:00]Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants
    [02:43:00]You see the type of *************t I do on the track?
    [02:44:00]Hot *************t, like I poop in the jacket
    [02:46:00]Won't mack your *************, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique
    [02:49:00]Your whole friend group ******g with ************* (no hetero)
    [02:51:00]I yawn when I hear these mother*******s on the radio
    [02:53:00]They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio
    [02:55:00]I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable
    [02:58:00]I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat
    [03:01:00]Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move
    [03:04:00]I made war with the rhymes, mother************* your crew
    [03:07:00]These ******* going Adolf, tryna ************* this Jew
    [03:09:00]I'm too nice, like a mother******* that fell in love with a boo twice
    [03:12:00]As in double as *************able as he was and dude tries
    [03:14:00]To be subtle and get her cuddling
    [03:16:00]Venting her troubles and getting her truffles
    [03:18:00]And ending up befuddled when she don't ************* him
    [03:19:00]And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging
    [03:20:00]She never ******g a pedestrian muggle like you
    [03:22:00]So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with
    [03:24:00]"I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought
    [03:27:00]Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice)
    [03:28:00]Peeping like a Port-A-Potty
    [03:30:00]It wasn't even deep, dang, *************t is still a hobby
    [03:32:00]It's too bad ******* sleeping on me, threesome
    [03:34:00]'Cause now these ******* want to help, but he don't need none
    [03:36:00]I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank
    [03:38:00]You've no shot, like you drawing a blank
    [03:40:00]Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank
    [03:43:00]Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank
    [03:45:00]So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank
    [03:47:00]And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa
    [03:49:00]Growing the stankest c******s
    [03:50:00]Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers
    [03:52:00]And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter
    [03:54:00]Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going
    [03:57:00]Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it
    [03:59:00]There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window
    [04:01:00]It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store
    [04:03:00]And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain
    [04:06:00]Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame
    [04:07:00]Are you better than me?
    [04:09:00][Outro]
    [04:10:00]Bruh