Club Night -Lil Dicky Friday f**king night We 'bout to do this right Dicky rolling to the club he about to find his wife Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a f**king ho Bunch a b**ches getting low Pimping you already know I'm 'bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to my crib Getting drunk up in this muthaf**ka f**k you think this is Then I see a bad b**ch wit a booty and a half I make a move on that cutie excuse me do you wanna dance Then she looked at me and laughed Like I didn't have a chance Like I shouldn't even asked So I proceeded to get trashed And I'm at the bar now and it's so loud But I'm taking shots and I'm throwing down And I see a pretty lady so I send her some of that cold brown And she turned around and then turned it down Because in her words she don't like to flirt with clowns And I'm alone and pouting overcrowded I need to get up out this club I been inside this club for way too long I wanna leave and eat calzones None of these females wanna bone Myself esteem is all but gone 'Bout to quit but I'm bitter I paid that cover So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna They been playing f**king dubstep for ten consecutive songs And then I bumped into a guy He was roughly 6foot 5 Pretty sure it was his fault but I apologized Pretty sure you know the type probly banking every night Vodka sprite looking round to find a kike that he can fight Or suckerpunch I'm kinda drunk And I been in the club for way too long Now I'm up in the corner all alone ESPN up on my phone My self esteem is so depleted such a mess I'm overheated I regretfully just tweeted some depressing sh*t I need to leave this club I been inside this club for way too long I wanna leave and eat calzones None of these females wanna bone Myself esteem is all but gone Is this really for the bathroom are you kidding This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting And there's piss all on the ground So as I'm wizzing I keep slipping F**k this hand stamp Club is really damn cramped F**k it I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance Ughh here goes nothing （c'mon D） Ay girlie what's the word At first glance I may look like a nerd But if you let me bet D get thee All up in the bed so wet like a maf**kan jetski Real rap if you tryna go Then put your name right here up inside ma phone She took bait no way typing out her home she pressed save Walked away and her name was no I been inside this club for way too long I wanna leave and eat calzones None of these females wanna bone Myself esteem is all but gone
[00:00.21]Club Night -Lil Dicky [00:07.197]Friday f**king night [00:08.597]We 'bout to do this right [00:10.47]Dicky rolling to the club he about to find his wife [00:13.337]Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a f**king ho [00:16.687]Bunch a b**ches getting low [00:18.147]Pimping you already know [00:19.826]I'm 'bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to my crib [00:23.506]Getting drunk up in this muthaf**ka f**k you think this is [00:26.896]Then I see a bad b**ch wit a booty and a half [00:29.886]I make a move on that cutie excuse me do you wanna dance [00:33.276]Then she looked at me and laughed [00:35.26]Like I didn't have a chance [00:36.596]Like I shouldn't even asked [00:38.156]So I proceeded to get trashed [00:39.765]And I'm at the bar now and it's so loud [00:41.795]But I'm taking shots and I'm throwing down [00:43.364]And I see a pretty lady so I send her some of that cold brown [00:46.953]And she turned around and then turned it down [00:48.473]Because in her words she don't like to flirt with clowns [00:50.223]And I'm alone and pouting overcrowded I need to get up out this club [00:53.952]I been inside this club for way too long [00:57.522]I wanna leave and eat calzones [01:00.991]None of these females wanna bone [01:04.200]Myself esteem is all but gone [01:07.519]'Bout to quit but I'm bitter I paid that cover [01:09.819]So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer [01:13.329]And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna [01:16.539]They been playing f**king dubstep for ten consecutive songs [01:19.859]And then I bumped into a guy [01:21.459]He was roughly 6foot 5 [01:23.239]Pretty sure it was his fault but I apologized [01:26.828]Pretty sure you know the type probly banking every night [01:29.988]Vodka sprite looking round to find a kike that he can fight [01:33.227]Or suckerpunch I'm kinda drunk [01:34.717]And I been in the club for way too long [01:36.437]Now I'm up in the corner all alone ESPN up on my phone [01:39.757]My self esteem is so depleted such a mess I'm overheated [01:43.247]I regretfully just tweeted some depressing sh*t [01:46.77]I need to leave this club [01:47.327]I been inside this club for way too long [01:50.827]I wanna leave and eat calzones [01:54.107]None of these females wanna bone [01:57.397]Myself esteem is all but gone [02:00.677]Is this really for the bathroom are you kidding [02:03.167]This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing [02:06.656]When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting [02:09.955]And there's piss all on the ground [02:11.425]So as I'm wizzing I keep slipping [02:13.255]F**k this hand stamp [02:14.695]Club is really damn cramped [02:16.225]F**k it I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance [02:19.584]Ughh here goes nothing （c'mon D） [02:20.734]Ay girlie what's the word [02:21.994]At first glance I may look like a nerd [02:23.574]But if you let me bet D get thee [02:24.964]All up in the bed so wet like a maf**kan jetski [02:27.93]Real rap if you tryna go [02:28.423]Then put your name right here up inside ma phone [02:30.83]She took bait no way typing out her home she pressed save [02:32.252]Walked away and her name was no [02:43.171]I been inside this club for way too long [02:46.691]I wanna leave and eat calzones [02:49.971]None of these females wanna bone [02:53.291]Myself esteem is all but gone
