作曲 : Tom Cardy Hey girl, I think you're really cool And it would be gravy if you would be my baby, baby But don't worry because I know the rules I gotta court you, baby, before you are my lady, baby
Would you look at the time? It's half past champagne On a hill, while the sun sets, and we watch an aeroplane write your name And then it's back to the Shangri-La I bought you this new car 'n wrote you all this poetry, you love it, baby
I know what girls like, that's why You don't have to ask, I've saved the best 'til last
Three hours with a close-up magician "What?" Shut the **** up, he's about to start Three hours with a Craigslist magician Pick a card, any card, choose any card Not that one!
(Close) He's gonna do things (Close-up) that bend your mind (Magic) With his tiny foam balls, and an almost-full deck of cards When seducing you is my ultimate mission You know, you're getting three hours with a close-up magi— (Oh, yeah!)
Tell me girl, do you like magic? "Not really" Well, thank god your boyfriend hired a Close-up magician I get right up in your face Don't give a damn about your personal space Now you're in my workplace Was your card the three of hearts? "No." ****!
He started telling us his mother's in remission Now he's crying, what an aphrodisiac This close-up magician Drops his stupid deck of cards, we watch him trip and fall hard His pants fall down, I would be lying if I said he had stopped crying (Sad)
Three hours with a close-up magician Four of clubs? "No" Ace of hearts? "No" My driver's license? "No" An UNO card? "No." ****! Three hours with a close-up magician I know you're happy to stay, so babe, I'm happy to pay for Six hours with a close-up magician We're gonna prestidigitate until the break of dawn Your whole life with a close-up magician He's almost finished guessing your card wrong Ace of diamonds? "No." ****!
Three hours, six hours, turns quickly into life He sleeps between us at night with a big knife He dreams (Ooh) with both eyes open (Ooh, ah) And periodically screams (Ooh, ah) Because in his dreams he's forced to do far-away magic
(Close) Seven years (Close-up) The changing of seasons (Magic) He says he's gotta live rent free with us For super secret magic reasons (No) He is not homeless (Not unhoused) You doubt him too much, girl (Just magic) He senses your disbelief, and he's finally had enough
He knows what girls like, that's why We float into the night sky You can't believe your eyes It's a vanishing act, he's saved the best 'til last
Goodbye, from your close-up magician Three hours with a close-up magician Behind the couch, is that our close-up magician? Please don't look there, that must be a different magician His pants fell down again, poor close-up magician That's just part of the trick, what a cool close-up magician Please, stop crying, little close-up magician Your whole life with a close-up mag— close-up mag— (Yes)
Three hours with a close-up magician Girl, I knew you'd come around to the magic Three hours with a close-up magician Maybe now he'll stop doing card tricks Or maybe not Six hours with a close-up magician We're gonna prestidigitate until our faces melt Your whole life with a close-up magician We'd better buy this C.U.M. a belt (Close-up magi-ician)
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy [00:00.733] Hey girl, I think you're really cool [00:03.974] And it would be gravy if you would be my baby, baby [00:08.610] But don't worry because I know the rules [00:12.150] I gotta court you, baby, before you are my lady, baby [00:16.066] [00:16.617] Would you look at the time? It's half past champagne [00:19.830] On a hill, while the sun sets, and we watch an aeroplane write your name [00:24.480] And then it's back to the Shangri-La [00:27.288] I bought you this new car 'n wrote you all this poetry, you love it, baby [00:31.984] [00:32.880] I know what girls like, that's why [00:36.250] You don't have to ask, I've saved the best 'til last [00:39.793] [00:40.813] Three hours with a close-up magician [00:45.962] "What?" [00:46.261] Shut the **** up, he's about to start [00:48.725] Three hours with a Craigslist magician [00:52.780] Pick a card, any card, choose any card [00:55.573] Not that one! [00:55.875] [00:56.289] (Close) He's gonna do things (Close-up) that bend your mind (Magic) [01:00.064] With his tiny foam balls, and an almost-full deck of cards [01:04.488] When seducing you is my ultimate mission [01:07.530] You know, you're getting three hours with a close-up magi— (Oh, yeah!) [01:11.034] [01:12.726] Tell me girl, do you like magic? [01:15.490] "Not really" [01:16.143] Well, thank god your boyfriend hired a [01:18.298] Close-up magician [01:19.698] I get right up in your face [01:21.564] Don't give a damn about your personal space [01:23.586] Now you're in my workplace [01:25.498] Was your card the three of hearts? [01:27.717] "No." ****! [01:28.239] [01:28.431] He started telling us his mother's in remission [01:31.700] Now he's crying, what an aphrodisiac [01:33.983] This close-up magician [01:35.741] Drops his stupid deck of cards, we watch him trip and fall hard [01:39.486] His pants fall down, I would be lying if I said he had stopped crying (Sad) [01:43.528] [01:44.657] Three hours with a close-up magician [01:48.204] Four of clubs? "No" [01:49.155] Ace of hearts? "No" [01:50.061] My driver's license? "No" [01:51.070] An UNO card? "No." ****! [01:52.763] Three hours with a close-up magician [01:56.612] I know you're happy to stay, so babe, I'm happy to pay for [02:00.676] Six hours with a close-up magician [02:04.475] We're gonna prestidigitate until the break of dawn [02:08.403] Your whole life with a close-up magician [02:12.567] He's almost finished guessing your card wrong [02:15.328] Ace of diamonds? "No." ****! [02:16.274] [02:18.107] Close-up magi-ician [02:22.075] Close-up magi-ician [02:26.002] Close-up magi-ician [02:28.930] [02:32.186] Three hours, six hours, turns quickly into life [02:35.935] He sleeps between us at night with a big knife [02:39.954] He dreams (Ooh) with both eyes open (Ooh, ah) [02:41.982] And periodically screams (Ooh, ah) [02:43.921] Because in his dreams he's forced to do far-away magic [02:47.282] [02:48.229] (Close) Seven years (Close-up) [02:50.220] The changing of seasons (Magic) [02:51.937] He says he's gotta live rent free with us [02:53.937] For super secret magic reasons (No) [02:56.350] He is not homeless (Not unhoused) [02:57.934] You doubt him too much, girl (Just magic) [02:59.918] He senses your disbelief, and he's finally had enough [03:04.175] [03:04.809] He knows what girls like, that's why [03:08.644] We float into the night sky [03:12.707] You can't believe your eyes [03:15.548] It's a vanishing act, he's saved the best 'til last [03:20.422] [03:20.801] Goodbye, from your close-up magician [03:24.756] Three hours with a close-up magician [03:28.516] Behind the couch, is that our close-up magician? [03:32.225] Please don't look there, that must be a different magician [03:36.427] His pants fell down again, poor close-up magician [03:40.109] That's just part of the trick, what a cool close-up magician [03:44.193] Please, stop crying, little close-up magician [03:48.419] Your whole life with a close-up mag— close-up mag— (Yes) [03:52.154] [03:52.670] Three hours with a close-up magician [03:56.407] Girl, I knew you'd come around to the magic [04:00.724] Three hours with a close-up magician [04:04.271] Maybe now he'll stop doing card tricks [04:07.466] Or maybe not [04:08.686] Six hours with a close-up magician [04:12.482] We're gonna prestidigitate until our faces melt [04:16.501] Your whole life with a close-up magician [04:20.054] We'd better buy this C.U.M. a belt [04:21.979] (Close-up magi-ician)
