Got invited to a redneck hitchin' So excited my bad eye started twitchin' I wanted to look my best In case I was under arrest
Brushed my teeth and combed my hair I even put on some clean underwear Thought about shelling out The big bucks By going Out to buy a new tux
Then remembered Walmart doesn't carry those I'd have to wear my Family Dollar cloths Didn't mind the 95 degree heat But I missed the flea market Shopping across the street
Couldn't find the outdoor wedding location The big storm was my anticipation Went to the reception though There's always cake there you know
The brides ring was beautiful And shiny Looked like a beer Can tab it was so tiny
Bridesmaids wore orange And white Thought It was a UT football night
The bride was beautifully Gowned Especially For the second time around
I wish them lots of luck Tonight should be a good
Got invited to a redneck hitchin' So excited my bad eye started twitchin' I wanted to look my best In case I was under arrest
Brushed my teeth and combed my hair I even put on some clean underwear Thought about shelling out The big bucks By going Out to buy a new tux
Then remembered Walmart doesn't carry those I'd have to wear my Family Dollar cloths Didn't mind the 95 degree heat But I missed the flea market Shopping across the street
Couldn't find the outdoor wedding location The big storm was my anticipation Went to the reception though There's always cake there you know
The brides ring was beautiful And shiny Looked like a beer Can tab it was so tiny
Bridesmaids wore orange And white Thought It was a UT football night
The bride was beautifully Gowned Especially For the second time around
