It's only a stick but so much more It helps me to scoot across the floor Gives me the confidence I need to travel now I can walk on sand and gravel
A tripod now instead of two It's always good to add a shoe There's so much more than just support It's like I started a new kind of sport
There are girls who like to assist Some of them are sure to insist I drop my cane to watch Them run sometimes I do it just for fun
"I'll get it" "I'll get it" They yell out loud They scurry and dodge thru the crowd They pick up my cane And hand it to me With a big smile and obvious glee
Might get to like this old man gig All I need is this wooden twig I like to see the sympathy come running I never knew I could be so cunning
It's not about me it's about them I like to see them feel like a gem It's rewarding for me to see Them succeed in helping An old man to proceed
I never imagined a chick magnet Like this little did I know What I had missed At my age it's all I have going To try to keep the sympathy flowing
Might get to like this old man gig All I need is this wooden twig I like to see the sympathy come running I never knew I could be so cunning
It's only a stick but so much more It helps me to scoot across the floor Gives me the confidence I need to travel now I can walk on sand and gravel
A tripod now instead of two It's always good to add a shoe There's so much more than just support It's like I started a new kind of sport
There are girls who like to assist Some of them are sure to insist I drop my cane to watch Them run sometimes I do it just for fun
"I'll get it" "I'll get it" They yell out loud They scurry and dodge thru the crowd They pick up my cane And hand it to me With a big smile and obvious glee
Might get to like this old man gig All I need is this wooden twig I like to see the sympathy come running I never knew I could be so cunning
It's not about me it's about them I like to see them feel like a gem It's rewarding for me to see Them succeed in helping An old man to proceed
I never imagined a chick magnet Like this little did I know What I had missed At my age it's all I have going To try to keep the sympathy flowing
Might get to like this old man gig All I need is this wooden twig I like to see the sympathy come running I never knew I could be so cunning
