[Verse 1: JT Music (as Scout)] Got ya' head spinnin', runnin' circles around ya' With a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound ya' I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly With a couple double-jumps, I'll be fleein' the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringin' it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
[Verse 2: JT Music (as Soldier)] About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see! Bam! Rocket jumpin' all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes!
[Verse 3: JT Music (as Pyro & Scout)] Welcome to my magical candy land where smiles are from ear-to-ear And everyone loves eachother, come and spread the cheer! Fire! Fire! Fire!(Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
[Chorus] This rap is kinda overdue (Right) But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) The crazy dudes of TF2, so take a side, red or blue? After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass! 'Cause that's what we were born to do!
[Verse 4: JT Music (as Engineer)] Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser, have you been hurt? Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch 'cause this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets, oughta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it, self destruction Step back 'fore I wack you with a wrench When my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead, ha!
[Verse 5: JT Music (as Heavy)] Cry some more, run while you can! You little babies don't stand a chance! They call me Heavy, this is my gun! When she starts spinning, you'd better run! I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, I'll never be beat! I'll mow you down wherever you stand, b***h! Now I am hungry, give me sandwich! (Okay, I'm good)
[Verse 6: JT Music (as Demoman)] Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot'? I'll down a swig of whiskey for every grenade I launch! Wherever I go, the explosions follow, so keep your distance, lads! I carry traditional weapons! I'll bloody you up with an axe!
[Chorus] This rap is kind of overdue (Right) But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) The crazy dudes of TF2, so pick a side, red or blue Pick out my favorite class, check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose!
[Verse 7: JT Music (as Medic)] I'm the Medic, so don't go far You might want a taste of my Ubercharge! Still a doctor, but I lost my license This could be a problem, schiza! I'm always ready with my bloody bone-saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off! Die Schweinehund, I will win this! Don't overdose on my syringes!
[Verse 8: JT Music (as Sniper)] Boom! That's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean please mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death! I'm from the Outback, where things are hectic Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with Aussey assassins aren't very common, but when you hear this (*gunshot*) Keep on runnin'!
[Verse 9: JT Music (as Spy)] You probably know me from my disguise, I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I am on your team, au revoir, ma chere I'm a very accomplished backstabber who destroys your equipment with my sapper! Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst! An he's got plenty of ass to kick!
[Chorus] This rap is kinda overdue (Right) But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) The crazy dudes of TF2, so take a side, red or blue? After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass! 'Cause that's what we were born to do!
[00:17.891][Verse 1: JT Music (as Scout)] [00:19.373]Got ya' head spinnin', runnin' circles around ya' [00:21.585]With a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound ya' [00:23.929]I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye [00:26.367]No, I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly [00:28.632]With a couple double-jumps, I'll be fleein' the zone [00:30.985]Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringin' it home [00:33.324]I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth [00:35.866]I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? [00:38.304] [00:38.651][Verse 2: JT Music (as Soldier)] [00:39.285]About face, maggots, stand at attention [00:40.787]Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection [00:43.126]Forward charge with my RPG [00:45.426]Helmet so low, I can hardly see! [00:47.954]Bam! Rocket jumpin' all over the place [00:50.410]Finish you punks with a shovel to the face [00:52.754]If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose [00:55.256]I hope you weasels are taking notes! [00:57.745] [00:57.990][Verse 3: JT Music (as Pyro & Scout)] [00:58.453]Welcome to my magical candy land where smiles are from ear-to-ear [01:06.721]And everyone loves eachother, come and spread the cheer! [01:17.771]Fire! Fire! Fire!(Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!) [01:20.867] [01:21.264][Chorus] [01:22.265]This rap is kinda overdue (Right) [01:24.799]But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) [01:26.836]The crazy dudes of TF2, so take a side, red or blue? [01:31.501]After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass! [01:36.138]'Cause that's what we were born to do! [01:40.969] [01:41.406][Verse 4: JT Music (as Engineer)] [01:41.798]Let's set up shop and get to work [01:43.092]I built a health dispenser, have you been hurt? [01:45.474]Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses [01:47.824]But do not touch 'cause this stuff's expensive [01:50.266]Auto-aim rockets, oughta wreck you bumpkins [01:52.728]And just in case I need it, self destruction [01:55.286]Step back 'fore I wack you with a wrench [01:57.639]When my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead, ha! [01:59.886] [02:00.189][Verse 5: JT Music (as Heavy)] [02:00.479]Cry some more, run while you can! [02:02.758]You little babies don't stand a chance! [02:04.807]They call me Heavy, this is my gun! [02:07.239]When she starts spinning, you'd better run! [02:09.763]I do not require brains or technique [02:12.047]I've got so much muscle, I'll never be beat! [02:14.252]I'll mow you down wherever you stand, b***h! [02:16.993]Now I am hungry, give me sandwich! [02:19.841](Okay, I'm good) [02:23.920] [02:24.488][Verse 6: JT Music (as Demoman)] [02:24.822]Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken Scot'? [02:34.114]I'll down a swig of whiskey for every grenade I launch! [02:34.646]Wherever I go, the explosions follow, so keep your distance, lads! [02:38.376]I carry traditional weapons! [02:41.123]I'll bloody you up with an axe! [02:42.882] [02:43.135] [02:43.490][Chorus] [02:43.849]This rap is kind of overdue (Right) [02:45.782]But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) [02:48.174]The crazy dudes of TF2, so pick a side, red or blue [02:52.965]Pick out my favorite class, check out my fancy hats [02:58.665]I just don't know which one to choose! [03:02.644] [03:02.946][Verse 7: JT Music (as Medic)] [03:03.115]I'm the Medic, so don't go far [03:05.026]You might want a taste of my Ubercharge! [03:07.137]Still a doctor, but I lost my license [03:09.545]This could be a problem, schiza! [03:12.118]I'm always ready with my bloody bone-saw [03:14.614]But I can't help much if your head is blown off! [03:16.926]Die Schweinehund, I will win this! [03:19.628]Don't overdose on my syringes! [03:21.632] [03:21.878][Verse 8: JT Music (as Sniper)] [03:22.158]Boom! That's another headshot, bloke [03:24.096]I'm a professional, you're a joke [03:26.116]I mean please mate, show some respect [03:28.664]At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death! [03:31.095]I'm from the Outback, where things are hectic [03:33.490]Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with [03:36.625]Aussey assassins aren't very common, but when you hear this (*gunshot*) [03:40.132]Keep on runnin'! [03:40.941] [03:41.214][Verse 9: JT Music (as Spy)] [03:41.416]You probably know me from my disguise, I dress as sharp as all my knives [03:43.984]Just when you think I am on your team, au revoir, ma chere [03:50.689]I'm a very accomplished backstabber who destroys your equipment with my sapper! [03:55.284]Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst! An he's got plenty of ass to kick! [04:00.140] [04:00.341][Chorus] [04:00.750]This rap is kinda overdue (Right) [04:02.695]But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) [04:04.943]The crazy dudes of TF2, so take a side, red or blue? [04:10.242]After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass! [04:14.904]'Cause that's what we were born to do!
