[Intro] You know what? I don't feel like rapping about Video Games this week, man Let's mix it up Let's take these kids to school Literally This is a challenge! To everybody in Nerdcore Who wants to answer the call! But this is not about Beats .. Or Bars .. No .. Let's see ... Who's got the best [Verse 1] Facts! Cuz that's what I came prepared to write Water freezes! At 32 degrees, Fahrenheit! The designer of the Eifel Tower was scared of heights There are more than 300 illuminated paris sites Not parasites, they're inside you, scary right? Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet? Back to paris' lights! I could spare some lights, if you ever need 'em! Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you could eat 'em? I learned that from a book, so if you haven't, you should read one Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun! Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten! The "grease gun" is the M3 Submachine gun! Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun Speaking of gunpowder - made by the chinese, son! **** the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci liked to draw dicks! A blue whale's dong is 3 meters long, sick! These are all facts, even if obnoxious Like Ricegum's response to iDubbbz - Shit!
[Hook 1] The World is round! Flat-Earthers suck ma balls! And did you know awesome role models do not include both the pauls Yo, oj is guilty, and "khaleesi" means queen Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
[Verse 2] During the battle of Pelusium The Persians had cats, and they were using 'em Because they knew that the egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em 2 grand's the average cost a single carat ruby runs But the most expensive chemical element - Californium 27 Mil a gram, who can afford more than one? Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden But they watch way more gay porn than anyone The Internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons Less weight, high peps - best for a chest pump But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they never get sweaty Human eyeballs stay the same size Brown, blue, or green - for your entire lives And we perceive the world upside down first! The brain flips it over with mind powers!
[Hook 2] The Sun is hot! How hot? Really hot! Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught The Moon landing happened back in '69, it wasn't fake! But someone you don't trust - Glados, when she's promised cake
[Intro] You know what? I don't feel like rapping about Video Games this week, man Let's mix it up Let's take these kids to school Literally This is a challenge! To everybody in Nerdcore Who wants to answer the call! But this is not about Beats .. Or Bars .. No .. Let's see ... Who's got the best [Verse 1] Facts! Cuz that's what I came prepared to write Water freezes! At 32 degrees, Fahrenheit! The designer of the Eifel Tower was scared of heights There are more than 300 illuminated paris sites Not parasites, they're inside you, scary right? Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet? Back to paris' lights! I could spare some lights, if you ever need 'em! Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you could eat 'em? I learned that from a book, so if you haven't, you should read one Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun! Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten! The "grease gun" is the M3 Submachine gun! Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun Speaking of gunpowder - made by the chinese, son! **** the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci liked to draw dicks! A blue whale's dong is 3 meters long, sick! These are all facts, even if obnoxious Like Ricegum's response to iDubbbz - Shit!
[Hook 1] The World is round! Flat-Earthers suck ma balls! And did you know awesome role models do not include both the pauls Yo, oj is guilty, and "khaleesi" means queen Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
[Verse 2] During the battle of Pelusium The Persians had cats, and they were using 'em Because they knew that the egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em 2 grand's the average cost a single carat ruby runs But the most expensive chemical element - Californium 27 Mil a gram, who can afford more than one? Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden But they watch way more gay porn than anyone The Internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons Less weight, high peps - best for a chest pump But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they never get sweaty Human eyeballs stay the same size Brown, blue, or green - for your entire lives And we perceive the world upside down first! The brain flips it over with mind powers!
[Hook 2] The Sun is hot! How hot? Really hot! Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught The Moon landing happened back in '69, it wasn't fake! But someone you don't trust - Glados, when she's promised cake
