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  • Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted
    But somethin' was always missin' like six digits
    Lucky seven probably poppa
    Little ***** so they picked on him, hassled him
    Things changed when I hassled back, so
    David hit the pavement with this grapple rap
    Snapple fact: you rather wack
    While I am poppin' like a snappin' crack
    So high you could see like Ta***hass, the opposite of cataracts
    Matter fact I am Farmer John milkin' cattle tracks
    Action packed nipple squeezin', boy colder than sniffle season
    Simple genius, go hard and spit bits of s***n
    So when the street is split, don't act surprised, agree with it
    The Gang of Wolves that creeps in crypts
    As deep as Dawson's Creek and s**t
    I pray they got gills either that or grab some floaties
    I know I got skills, why you think I'm posted boastin'
    Braggin' tell these f****ts to stop naggin'
    Cause them Wolf Gang ****** threw them off the bandwagon like

    Uh, was always ****** up as s**t with it
    But I didn't cross the line until the bridge hit it, troll
    I got you ****** nervous like virgins flirtin' with Uncle Mervin
    ******' y'all with no lubricant, go grab the detergent
    I preach to demons at your church, now I'm the newest sermon
    Wearin' nothin' but they ******' blast with the matchin' turban
    I drive through white suburbans in the black Suburban swervin'
    Hittin' curbs and blastin' Erick Sermon drunk off English Bourbon
    I'm stealin' purses rapin' nurses I'm a crooked surgeon
    And treat the beat like sanitized n**i p***ies, I'm a German
    I'm squirtin' while I'm masturbatin' and regurgitatin'
    From eatin' Miley Cyrus salad ***** platter they were servin'
    My only purpose is to jerk it cause it has a curve
    So b*****s hate to do me like it's convict community service
    This my Zombie Circus, you better get a ******' ticket
    Odd Future Wolf Gang like they're filmin' Twilight in this *****

    I'm back on my sixty six sick s**t
    Flowin' like the blood out the competition's slit wrists
    She lick it up, Dracula, then spit it back, back at ya
    She mad as ****, stuck in the back of a black Acura
    Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her
    Hello Heather yellow feathers now you ain't laughin', huh

    ***** you're barely breathin' leavin' on the back of the boat
    While I fill you up with s***n from the Wolf Gang team and
    Flowin' like the creampie inside of your daughter
    Oughta eat the ***** with salt and wash it down with a gallon of water
    I grab the saw and sawed off her arm and auctioned it
    And dip her teeth in gold molds and flossed the s**t
    ******' awesome spittin' box of trees, got you ******
    Shakin' like it's Parkinsons from the c******s of Kelly Clarkson's ****
    Ironin' you ****** now it's time to starch the s**t
    Drown your ***** in a tub of cum and throw a shark in it
    Find a random abandoned garage and go to park in it
    Find Earl laying on the burgundy carpet, pull my knife out, sharpen it
    Stab him, put a arch on it, pour unleaded gas on him
    Get the Zippo and spark the s**t
    Hop back in the van and then depart the *****
    Killed him on his own track, the f****t shouldn't have started it
  • [00:00.30]Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted
    [00:05.30]But somethin' was always missin' like six digits
    [00:09.16]Lucky seven probably poppa
    [00:10.86]Little ***** so they picked on him, hassled him
    [00:14.00]Things changed when I hassled back, so
    [00:16.66]David hit the pavement with this grapple rap
    [00:19.27]Snapple fact: you rather wack
    [00:21.08]While I am poppin' like a snappin' crack
    [00:23.71]So high you could see like Ta***hass, the opposite of cataracts
    [00:28.05]Matter fact I am Farmer John milkin' cattle tracks
    [00:31.52]Action packed nipple squeezin', boy colder than sniffle season
    [00:35.16]Simple genius, go hard and spit bits of s***n
    [00:38.60]So when the street is split, don't act surprised, agree with it
    [00:42.26]The Gang of Wolves that creeps in crypts
    [00:44.53]As deep as Dawson's Creek and s**t
    [00:45.76]I pray they got gills either that or grab some floaties
    [00:49.26]I know I got skills, why you think I'm posted boastin'
    [00:52.87]Braggin' tell these f****ts to stop naggin'
    [00:56.18]Cause them Wolf Gang ****** threw them off the bandwagon like
    [00:59.97]
    [01:00.47]Uh, was always ****** up as s**t with it
    [01:05.43]But I didn't cross the line until the bridge hit it, troll
    [01:10.89]I got you ****** nervous like virgins flirtin' with Uncle Mervin
    [01:14.60]******' y'all with no lubricant, go grab the detergent
    [01:17.37]I preach to demons at your church, now I'm the newest sermon
    [01:21.29]Wearin' nothin' but they ******' blast with the matchin' turban
    [01:24.81]I drive through white suburbans in the black Suburban swervin'
    [01:28.55]Hittin' curbs and blastin' Erick Sermon drunk off English Bourbon
    [01:31.68]I'm stealin' purses rapin' nurses I'm a crooked surgeon
    [01:35.34]And treat the beat like sanitized n**i p***ies, I'm a German
    [01:39.03]I'm squirtin' while I'm masturbatin' and regurgitatin'
    [01:42.42]From eatin' Miley Cyrus salad ***** platter they were servin'
    [01:45.92]My only purpose is to jerk it cause it has a curve
    [01:49.34]So b*****s hate to do me like it's convict community service
    [01:52.84]This my Zombie Circus, you better get a ******' ticket
    [01:56.63]Odd Future Wolf Gang like they're filmin' Twilight in this *****
    [02:00.11]
    [02:00.47]I'm back on my sixty six sick s**t
    [02:03.63]Flowin' like the blood out the competition's slit wrists
    [02:07.03]She lick it up, Dracula, then spit it back, back at ya
    [02:10.45]She mad as ****, stuck in the back of a black Acura
    [02:14.00]Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her
    [02:17.32]Hello Heather yellow feathers now you ain't laughin', huh
    [02:21.34]
    [02:21.74]***** you're barely breathin' leavin' on the back of the boat
    [02:24.66]While I fill you up with s***n from the Wolf Gang team and
    [02:28.16]Flowin' like the creampie inside of your daughter
    [02:31.84]Oughta eat the ***** with salt and wash it down with a gallon of water
    [02:35.40]I grab the saw and sawed off her arm and auctioned it
    [02:38.87]And dip her teeth in gold molds and flossed the s**t
    [02:41.95]******' awesome spittin' box of trees, got you ******
    [02:44.28]Shakin' like it's Parkinsons from the c******s of Kelly Clarkson's ****
    [02:49.29]Ironin' you ****** now it's time to starch the s**t
    [02:52.12]Drown your ***** in a tub of cum and throw a shark in it
    [02:55.51]Find a random abandoned garage and go to park in it
    [02:58.93]Find Earl laying on the burgundy carpet, pull my knife out, sharpen it
    [03:04.32]Stab him, put a arch on it, pour unleaded gas on him
    [03:08.18]Get the Zippo and spark the s**t
    [03:09.64]Hop back in the van and then depart the *****
    [03:12.44]Killed him on his own track, the f****t shouldn't have started it