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Earl

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  • Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
    Crashing while jacking off
    To buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce
    Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
    And knock blunt ashes into their caskets, and laugh it off
    Twisted, sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
    Six different liquors, with a Prince wig plastered on
    Stop screaming, b*tch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
    When Big Lips is in the attic, armed with an addict's arm
    Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"
    Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
    Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat
    Then gobbles it like fat black b*tches and catfish
    It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
    I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and ****ing cast the ****
    I'm askin' that you ****** rap actors take action
    And get a hall pass for this class-act ****
    How the **** I fit an axe in a satchel?
    Slip capsules in a glass, she dizzy rascal
    Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
    In my room, redefining the meaning of black holes
    Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got **** to bust
    And butts to **** and ups to shut and ***** to ****in' uppercut
    It's O.F., buttercup; go ahead, **** with us
    Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother ****ed
    Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
    Play a song, invade her thong
    My **** is having guts for lunch, as well as supper
    Then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt
    Found the mustard
    ****ing nosey neighbors notice something's up
    "What you doing?" – nothing much
    Would shout some other stuff
    Got to ****ing bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us

    Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off
    ****Boyz hating, but them ******s is a lot of talk
    Cotton soft *****, them Odd *****s is Molotov
    ****tails; ****ing toss one in your apartment, dog
    Wolf Gang, we ain't barking, nah
    Try talking on a blog with your ****ing arms cut off
    Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off
    The Ace tell Shake's daughter
    "We're sorry, but papa's gone, b*tch!"
  • [00:02.100]Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
    [00:05.020]Crashing while jacking off
    [00:06.560]To buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce
    [00:09.730]Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
    [00:12.890]And knock blunt ashes into their caskets, and laugh it off
    [00:15.990]Twisted, sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
    [00:19.080]Six different liquors, with a Prince wig plastered on
    [00:22.290]Stop screaming, b*tch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
    [00:25.320]When Big Lips is in the attic, armed with an addict's arm
    [00:28.380]Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"
    [00:31.430]Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
    [00:34.440]Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat
    [00:37.410]Then gobbles it like fat black b*tches and catfish
    [00:40.710]It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
    [00:43.950]I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and ****ing cast the ****
    [00:47.160]I'm askin' that you ****** rap actors take action
    [00:50.400]And get a hall pass for this class-act ****
    [00:53.450]How the **** I fit an axe in a satchel?
    [00:56.350]Slip capsules in a glass, she dizzy rascal
    [00:59.570]Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
    [01:02.470]In my room, redefining the meaning of black holes
    [01:05.730]Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got **** to bust
    [01:08.790]And butts to **** and ups to shut and ***** to ****in' uppercut
    [01:12.080]It's O.F., buttercup; go ahead, **** with us
    [01:15.370]Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother ****ed
    [01:18.300]Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
    [01:21.410]Play a song, invade her thong
    [01:23.210]My **** is having guts for lunch, as well as supper
    [01:25.950]Then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt
    [01:27.810]Found the mustard
    [01:28.850]****ing nosey neighbors notice something's up
    [01:30.680]"What you doing?" – nothing much
    [01:32.560]Would shout some other stuff
    [01:34.180]Got to ****ing bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us
    [01:36.870]
    [01:42.560]Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off
    [01:46.670]****Boyz hating, but them ******s is a lot of talk
    [01:49.410]Cotton soft *****, them Odd *****s is Molotov
    [01:52.360]****tails; ****ing toss one in your apartment, dog
    [01:55.890]Wolf Gang, we ain't barking, nah
    [01:58.790]Try talking on a blog with your ****ing arms cut off
    [02:01.890]Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off
    [02:05.030]The Ace tell Shake's daughter
    [02:07.200]"We're sorry, but papa's gone, b*tch!"