Everyday Normal Crew -Jon Lajoie Hey yo s**t yeah f**k NWA get the f**k outta here F**k G Unit f**k that s**t F**k D 12motherf**ker Get the f**k out of the way f**k you b***h Normal motherf**king crew motherf**ker Everyday normal crew what what what what what what We just a regular everyday normal crew You can f**k with us 'cause we won't f**k with you We just a regular everyday normal crew Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2 We just a regular everyday normal crew If you're hot b***hes we're too shy to talk to you We just a regular everyday normal crew And we get joy spending time with our families This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo The best at Mike Tyson's Punch out on Nintendo From Glass Joe to Macho Man yo he f**ks s**t up Then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut And he's also pretty good at Super Mario 3 But he doesn't use the flutes 'cause he doesn't like cheats Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like Up up down down left right left right Then B A B A Select start you got 30lives He says that s**t's for pussies who don't know how to fight Yo this my man cheese better known as cheese bread We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed He puts 5slices of cheese on 5slices of bread Microwaves that s**t eats it then goes back to bed Sleeps 12hours a day and he doesn't like Asian food That's right b***hes he doesn't like Asian food He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce Personally I love that s**t but he does not Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3 Dark Knight First Knight A Knight's Tale and Knight Rider He even owns the motherf**king movie Street Fighter I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie As long as I take care of the box And don't scratch the DVD 'Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when I brought it back But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him And he forgave me and I asked him If I could borrow the movie Twins He was reluctant to do so but he knows I love DeVito With Schwarzenegger that's a motherf**king comedic duo We just a regular everyday normal crew We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June We just a regular everyday normal crew We bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2 We just a regular everyday normal crew No party is a party without a Phil Collins too We just a regular everyday normal crew And when one of us gets a haircut We make fun of them Yo this is D and he's a big f**king wrestling fan Monday Night Raw Smackdown and all the s**t from the past Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex But it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet He jerks off to freaky s**t like 2Girls 1Cup He's f**ked up I tried watching it I f**king threw up This my n***a KC what the f**k did you just call me Sorry I'll say friend This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew Not be'cause we're racist every race is welcome in the group Truthfully he's a friend of a friend I don't know him that well But not be'cause he's black my favorite actors are Denzel And Samuel L Jackson I also like Bill Paxton But not be'cause he's white but be'cause of his acting This is my friend Cleo she really likes the Beatles Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo A year ago I asked her to go On a date with me she said no She said she'd rather just be friends I started cryin and ran home And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak Which is awkward ' 'Cause we all hang out at least two times a week Finally I ain't me without my best friend Steve He's got my motherf**kin'back although he's weaker than me He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon But until then he's my top gun like f**king Tom Cruise If you play organized sports say hell yeah If you watch 24say hell yeah If the only a*s you see is in porn say hell yeah If you eat chocolate when you're bored say hell yeah I eat chocolate when I'm bored um I should stop though My metabolism is slowing down I also like pie cherry rhubarb We just a regular everyday normal crew The joke's getting old I f**king agree with you We just a regular everyday normal crew I just repeat the same s**t from Normal Guy 1and 2 We just a regular everyday normal crew What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too We just a regular everyday normal crew I think this cow's been milked dry motherf**ker
[00:00.486]Everyday Normal Crew -Jon Lajoie [00:02.16]Hey yo s**t yeah f**k NWA get the f**k outta here [00:07.399]F**k G Unit f**k that s**t [00:09.624]F**k D 12motherf**ker [00:12.346]Get the f**k out of the way f**k you b***h [00:14.781]Normal motherf**king crew motherf**ker [00:17.543]Everyday normal crew what what what what what what [00:21.959]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:24.622]You can f**k with us 'cause we won't f**k with you [00:27.290]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:29.897]Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2 [00:32.636]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:35.291]If you're hot b***hes we're too shy to talk to you [00:37.862]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:40.579]And we get joy spending time with our families [00:43.89]This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo [00:46.113]The best at Mike Tyson's Punch out on Nintendo [00:48.782]From Glass Joe to Macho Man yo he f**ks s**t up [00:51.485]Then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut [00:54.124]And he's also pretty good at Super Mario 3 [00:56.637]But he doesn't use the flutes 'cause he doesn't like cheats [00:59.414]Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like [01:01.974]Up up down down left right left right [01:04.694]Then B A B A Select start you got 30lives [01:07.498]He says that s**t's for pussies who don't know how to fight [01:09.983]Yo this my man cheese better known as cheese bread [01:12.935]We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed [01:15.335]He puts 5slices of cheese on 5slices of bread [01:18.359]Microwaves that s**t eats it then goes back to bed [01:20.783]Sleeps 12hours a day and he doesn't like Asian food [01:23.966]That's right b***hes he doesn't like Asian food [01:26.641]He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce [01:29.77]Personally I love that s**t but he does not [01:31.289]Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD [01:33.980]From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3 [01:36.607]Dark Knight First Knight A Knight's Tale and Knight Rider [01:39.574]He even owns the motherf**king movie Street Fighter [01:42.260]I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie [01:44.833]As long as I take care of the box [01:46.241]And don't scratch the DVD [01:47.506]'Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched [01:50.89]I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when I brought it back [01:52.771]But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him [01:55.251]And he forgave me and I asked him [01:56.744]If I could borrow the movie Twins [01:57.864]He was reluctant to do so but he knows I love DeVito [02:00.945]With Schwarzenegger that's a motherf**king comedic duo [02:03.262]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:05.950]We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June [02:08.622]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:11.212]We bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2 [02:14.28]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:16.561]No party is a party without a Phil Collins too [02:19.374]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:21.846]And when one of us gets a haircut [02:23.499]We make fun of them [02:24.513]Yo this is D and he's a big f**king wrestling fan [02:27.196]Monday Night Raw Smackdown and all the s**t from the past [02:29.844]Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania [02:32.611]Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania [02:35.334]It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex [02:37.954]But it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet [02:40.678]He jerks off to freaky s**t like 2Girls 1Cup [02:43.389]He's f**ked up I tried watching it I f**king threw up [02:45.897]This my n***a KC what the f**k did you just call me [02:49.221]Sorry I'll say friend [02:51.167]This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew [02:54.142]Not be'cause we're racist every race is welcome in the group [02:56.693]Truthfully he's a friend of a friend [02:58.346]I don't know him that well [02:59.453]But not be'cause he's black my favorite actors are Denzel [03:02.246]And Samuel L Jackson I also like Bill Paxton [03:04.780]But not be'cause he's white but be'cause of his acting [03:07.460]This is my friend Cleo she really likes the Beatles [03:10.198]Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo [03:12.796]A year ago I asked her to go [03:14.229]On a date with me she said no [03:15.657]She said she'd rather just be friends [03:16.848]I started cryin and ran home [03:18.248]And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak [03:20.705]Which is awkward ' [03:21.585]'Cause we all hang out at least two times a week [03:23.358]Finally I ain't me without my best friend Steve [03:25.858]He's got my motherf**kin'back although he's weaker than me [03:28.560]He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon [03:31.153]But until then he's my top gun like f**king Tom Cruise [03:38.895]If you play organized sports say hell yeah [03:41.987]If you watch 24say hell yeah [03:44.576]If the only a*s you see is in porn say hell yeah [03:47.297]If you eat chocolate when you're bored say hell yeah [03:50.379]I eat chocolate when I'm bored um I should stop though [03:54.447]My metabolism is slowing down I also like pie cherry rhubarb [04:03.992]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:06.893]The joke's getting old I f**king agree with you [04:09.192]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:11.948]I just repeat the same s**t from Normal Guy 1and 2 [04:14.589]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:17.294]What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too [04:19.993]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:22.621]I think this cow's been milked dry motherf**ker
