Have you ever watched the sun go down And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as **** You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And your dog's looking at you like you need help Have you ever been high as **** And then you feel your heart pumping really fast And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack Have you ever been high as **** You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm The only problem's that the chickens have human arms You say "that's ****** up why do the chickens have human arms " You need snacks so you walk to the corner store But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high So you walk around the block to buy some time You finally decide to go into the store But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there You're walking home and you're mouth is dry You should have bought some juice and snacks But you were too high Thinking 'bout ketchup chips And for some reason the game battleship And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games Like battleship when you were a kid And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again I'm gonna roll another joint" You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old That they weren't crispy anymore Have you ever been high... as ****。。。
[00:00.764] [00:02.515] [00:14.718]Have you ever watched the sun go down [00:18.068]And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round [00:21.420]Have you ever been high as **** [00:28.222]You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself [00:31.573]And your dog's looking at you like you need help [00:35.026]Have you ever been high as **** [00:41.977]And then you feel your heart pumping really fast [00:45.227]And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack [00:48.777]Have you ever been high as **** [00:55.630]You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm [00:58.831]The only problem's that the chickens have human arms [01:02.082]You say "that's ****** up why do the chickens have human arms " [01:09.283]You need snacks so you walk to the corner store [01:12.534]But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high [01:16.035]So you walk around the block to buy some time [01:23.137]You finally decide to go into the store [01:26.237]But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore [01:29.687]So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there [01:36.139]You're walking home and you're mouth is dry [01:42.541]You should have bought some juice and snacks [01:45.342]But you were too high [01:50.093]Thinking 'bout ketchup chips [01:56.493]And for some reason the game battleship [02:01.393]And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games [02:03.993]Like battleship when you were a kid [02:06.343]And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves [02:10.794]So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now [02:14.194]And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine [02:16.794]And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat [02:19.744]But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so [02:22.196]You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet [02:26.748]And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again [02:30.249]I'm gonna roll another joint" [02:35.150]You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old [02:39.351]That they weren't crispy anymore [02:42.001]Have you ever been high... as ****。。。
