Gaston: When a man like me is thwarted And denied his honeymoon LeFou: When the pretty thing he's courted Refuses to swoon Gaston: Then the time has come for a murky plan LeFou: For which he turns to a murky man Gaston: To find that fiend All: Where better than At the Maison des Lunes Gaston: You'll be strapping up an inmate LeFou: Very tightly Gaston: Very soon Gaston/LeFou: But we won't bring him in late LeFou: Your check in time's noon D'Arque: How sad Maurice is not too well Gaston: Prepare a five star padded cell All: And book him in For a long, long spell At the Maison des Lunes Gaston: Do I make myself entirely clear LeFou: It's the simplest deal of your whole foul career Gaston: Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments LeFou: In a dreadful state Gaston: She'll capitulate to me! D?Arque: Oh, oh, oh! I love incarceration I could lock up a platoon Gaston/LeFou: Well apply your inclination To a mad old buffoon Then wave one bachelor goodbye Gaston: She'll be my bride! LeFou: She?d rather die! Than have her daddy ossify D'Arque: The time's opportune All: So book the church Raise glasses high To the Maison des Lunes
[00:07.89]Gaston: [00:09.71]When a man like me is thwarted [00:15.23]And denied his honeymoon [00:18.92]LeFou: [00:19.13]When the pretty thing he's courted [00:21.96]Refuses to swoon [00:24.30]Gaston: [00:24.51]Then the time has come for a murky plan [00:26.80]LeFou: [00:26.95]For which he turns to a murky man [00:29.19]Gaston: [00:29.34]To find that fiend [00:30.35]All: [00:30.75]Where better than [00:33.65]At the Maison des Lunes [00:41.37]Gaston: [00:41.72]You'll be strapping up an inmate [00:46.67]LeFou: [00:46.82]Very tightly [00:47.92]Gaston: [00:48.12]Very soon [00:50.01]Gaston/LeFou: [00:50.21]But we won't bring him in late [00:52.21]LeFou: [00:52.50]Your check in time's noon [00:54.94]D'Arque: [00:55.14]How sad Maurice is not too well [00:57.08]Gaston: [00:57.28]Prepare a five star padded cell [00:59.42]All: [00:59.62]And book him in [01:00.82]For a long, long spell [01:04.11]At the Maison des Lunes [01:07.39]Gaston: [01:07.89]Do I make myself entirely clear [01:12.38]LeFou: [01:13.14]It's the simplest deal of your whole foul career [01:18.02]Gaston: [01:18.72]Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments [01:23.66]LeFou: [01:24.16]In a dreadful state [01:26.05]Gaston: [01:26.89]She'll capitulate to me! [01:29.83]D?Arque: [01:29.99]Oh, oh, oh! [01:34.23]I love incarceration [01:38.56]I could lock up a platoon [01:42.00]Gaston/LeFou: [01:42.37]Well apply your inclination [01:44.47]To a mad old buffoon [01:46.21]Then wave one bachelor goodbye [01:48.30]Gaston: [01:48.45]She'll be my bride! [01:49.60]LeFou: [01:49.75]She?d rather die! [01:50.80]Than have her daddy ossify [01:54.48]D'Arque: [01:54.73]The time's opportune [01:59.08]All: [01:59.28]So book the church [02:00.87]Raise glasses high [02:05.21]To the Maison des Lunes