Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? Crazy old Maurice... LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking Lefou: A dangerous pastime Gaston: I know. But that whacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only "so-so" Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony, old man See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan Gaston: If I . . . (whisper) LeFou: Yes? Gaston: Then we . . . (whisper) LeFou: No! Would she . . . Gaston: (whisper) Guess! LeFou: Now I get it! Both: Let's go! No one plots like Gaston Gaston: Takes cheap shots like Gaston LeFou: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston Gaston: Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful LeFou: As down to the depths you descend Gaston: I won't even be mildly remorseful Both: Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end Gaston: Who has brains like Gaston? LeFou: Entertains like Gaston? Both: Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? And his marriage we soon will be celebrating My what a guy Gaston!
[00:00.57]Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? [00:04.36]Crazy old Maurice... [00:06.30]LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking [00:09.04]Lefou: [00:09.54]A dangerous pastime [00:11.01]Gaston: [00:11.36]I know. [00:12.72]But that whacky old coot is Belle's father [00:15.86]And his sanity's only "so-so" [00:19.15]Now the wheels in my head have been turning [00:22.64]Since I looked at that loony, old man [00:25.73]See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle [00:29.32]And right now I'm evolving a plan [00:34.10]Gaston: [00:34.75]If I . . . (whisper) [00:36.40]LeFou: [00:36.55]Yes? [00:38.27]Gaston: [00:38.42]Then we . . . (whisper) [00:40.01]LeFou: [00:40.16]No! Would she . . . [00:41.45]Gaston: [00:41.65](whisper) Guess! [00:43.34]LeFou: [00:43.54]Now I get it! [00:44.70]Both: [00:44.80]Let's go! [00:46.07]No one plots like Gaston [00:49.56]Gaston: [00:49.71]Takes cheap shots like Gaston [00:51.51]LeFou: [00:51.71]Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston [00:55.21]Gaston: [00:55.31]Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful [00:58.49]LeFou: [00:58.65]As down to the depths you descend [01:01.44]Gaston: [01:01.59]I won't even be mildly remorseful [01:04.62]Both: [01:04.82]Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end [01:08.54]Gaston: [01:08.69]Who has brains like Gaston? [01:09.99]LeFou: [01:10.18]Entertains like Gaston? [01:11.89]Both: [01:11.99]Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? [01:15.80]And his marriage we soon will be celebrating [01:23.38]My what a guy [01:25.87]Gaston!