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  • NORMA:Hurry up, the birthday boy is on his way
    This is a surprise celebration
    I hope you've remembered everything I've said
    I want to see a total transformation
    JOE: What's all this?
    NORMA:Happy birthday, darling. Did you think we'd forgotten?
    JOE: Well, I ... I don't know.
    NORMA: These people are from the best men's shop in town.
    I had them close it down for the day.
    JOE: Norma, now listen!
    NORMA: I'll leave you boys to it.
    MANFRED: Happy birthday, welcome to your shopathon!
    JOE: What's going on?
    MANFRED: Help yourself, it's all been taken care of
    Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me
    JOE: Well, golly gee
    MANFRED: Pick out anything you'd like a pair of
    You just point, I'll do the rest
    I've brought nothing but the best
    You're a very lucky writer
    Come along now, get undressed
    Unless I'm much mistaken
    That's a 42-inch chest
    JOE: I don't understand a word you're saying
    MANFRED: Well, all you need to know's the lady's paying
    It's nice to get your just reward this time of year
    JOE: Get outta here!
    MANFRED:And all my merchandise is strictly kosher
    When you've thrown away all your old worn-out stuff
    JOE:Hey, that's enough
    MANFRED: Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure
    I have just the thing for you
    Chalk-stripe suits
    SALESMAN 1: In black
    SALESMAN 2: Or blue
    SALESMAN 3: Glen plaid trousers
    SALESMAN 4: Cashmere sweaters
    SALESMAN 5: Bathing shorts for Malibu
    SALESMAN 6: Here's a patent leather lace-up
    SALESMAN 7: It's a virtuoso shoe
    MANFRED: And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna
    JOE: You know what you can do with your vicuna
    NORMA: Come on Joe, you haven't even started yet
    JOE: You wanna bet?
    NORMA: I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion
    He always takes forever making up his mind
    Don't be unkind
    I thought you writers knew about compassion
    I love flannel on a man
    MANFRED: This will complement his tan
    NORMA: We'll take two of these and four of those
    MANFRED: I'm still your greatest fan!
    Very soon now we'll have stopped him
    Looking like an also-ran
    JOE: You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying
    NORMA: Well, all right, I'll choose, after all, I'm paying!
    MANFRED: Evening clothes?
    NORMA: I want to see your most deluxe
    JOE: Won't wear a tux
    NORMA: Of course not, dear, tuxedos are for waiters
    MANFRED:What we need are tails, a white tie and top hat
    J OE:I can't wear that
    NORMA:Joe, second-rate clothes are for second-raters
    JOE:Norma, please...
    NORMA: Shut up, I'm rich
    Now some platinum blonde *****
    I own so many apartments
    I've forgotten which is which
    JOE: I don't have to go to premieres
    I'm never on display
    You seem to forget that I'm a writer
    Who cares what you wear when you're a writer?
    NORMA: I care, Joe, and please don't be so mean to me.
    JOE: OK, all right.
    NORMA: You can't come to my New Year's Eve party in that filling-station shirt.
    JOE: I've been invited somewhere else on New Year's Eve.
    NORMA: Where?
    JOE: Artie Green. He's an old friend of mine.
    NORMA: I can't do without you, Joe, I need you.
    I've sent out every single invitation
    JOE: All right, Norma, I give in
    NORMA:Of course you do
    And when they've dressed you
    You'll cause a sensation
    SALESMEN: We equip the chosen few of Movieland
    MANFRED: (The latest cut)
    SALESMEN: We dress every movie star and crooner
    From their shiny toecaps to their hatband
    MANFRED: (Conceal your gut)
    You won't regret selecting the vicuna
    SALESMEN: If you need a hand to shake
    If there's a girl you want to make
    If there's a soul you're out to capture
    Or a heart you want to break
    If you want the world to love you
    MANFRED: You'll have to learn to take
    SALESMEN: And gracefully accept the role you're playing
    MANFRED: You will earn every cent the lady's paying
    SALESMEN: So why not have it all?
    MANFRED: Now that didn't hurt, did it?
    SALESMEN: The lady's paying!
  • [00:03.350] NORMA:Hurry up, the birthday boy is on his way
    [00:07.925] This is a surprise celebration
    [00:11.862] I hope you've remembered everything I've said
    [00:16.028] I want to see a total transformation
    [00:20.428] JOE: What's all this?
    [00:21.788] NORMA:Happy birthday, darling. Did you think we'd forgotten?
    [00:24.701] JOE: Well, I ... I don't know.
    [00:26.848] NORMA: These people are from the best men's shop in town.
    [00:29.368] I had them close it down for the day.
    [00:30.727] JOE: Norma, now listen!
    [00:31.423] NORMA: I'll leave you boys to it.
    [00:33.654] MANFRED: Happy birthday, welcome to your shopathon!
    [00:39.251] JOE: What's going on?
    [00:40.574] MANFRED: Help yourself, it's all been taken care of
    [00:43.906] Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me
    [00:46.854] JOE: Well, golly gee
    [00:48.387] MANFRED: Pick out anything you'd like a pair of
    [00:52.230] You just point, I'll do the rest
    [00:54.367] I've brought nothing but the best
    [00:56.492] You're a very lucky writer
    [00:58.754] Come along now, get undressed
    [01:01.285] Unless I'm much mistaken
    [01:03.330] That's a 42-inch chest
    [01:05.732] JOE: I don't understand a word you're saying
    [01:09.353] MANFRED: Well, all you need to know's the lady's paying
    [01:12.233] It's nice to get your just reward this time of year
    [01:15.588] JOE: Get outta here!
    [01:16.645] MANFRED:And all my merchandise is strictly kosher
    [01:19.744] When you've thrown away all your old worn-out stuff
    [01:23.413] JOE:Hey, that's enough
    [01:24.713] MANFRED: Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure
    [01:28.614] I have just the thing for you
    [01:30.785] Chalk-stripe suits
    [01:31.795] SALESMAN 1: In black
    [01:32.632] SALESMAN 2: Or blue
    [01:33.385] SALESMAN 3: Glen plaid trousers
    [01:34.349] SALESMAN 4: Cashmere sweaters
    [01:35.430] SALESMAN 5: Bathing shorts for Malibu
    [01:37.596] SALESMAN 6: Here's a patent leather lace-up
    [01:39.872] SALESMAN 7: It's a virtuoso shoe
    [01:42.275] MANFRED: And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna
    [01:46.128] JOE: You know what you can do with your vicuna
    [01:49.519] NORMA: Come on Joe, you haven't even started yet
    [01:52.618] JOE: You wanna bet?
    [01:53.697] NORMA: I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion
    [01:56.693] He always takes forever making up his mind
    [02:00.396] Don't be unkind
    [02:01.732] I thought you writers knew about compassion
    [02:05.029] I love flannel on a man
    [02:07.896] MANFRED: This will complement his tan
    [02:10.090] NORMA: We'll take two of these and four of those
    [02:12.749] MANFRED: I'm still your greatest fan!
    [02:14.977] Very soon now we'll have stopped him
    [02:17.475] Looking like an also-ran
    [02:19.183] JOE: You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying
    [02:23.142] NORMA: Well, all right, I'll choose, after all, I'm paying!
    [02:25.843] MANFRED: Evening clothes?
    [02:27.480] NORMA: I want to see your most deluxe
    [02:29.361] JOE: Won't wear a tux
    [02:30.638] NORMA: Of course not, dear, tuxedos are for waiters
    [02:33.782] MANFRED:What we need are tails, a white tie and top hat
    [02:37.300] J OE:I can't wear that
    [02:38.695] NORMA:Joe, second-rate clothes are for second-raters
    [02:41.458] JOE:Norma, please...
    [02:42.735] NORMA: Shut up, I'm rich
    [02:44.092] Now some platinum blonde *****
    [02:46.403] I own so many apartments
    [02:48.341] I've forgotten which is which
    [02:50.454] JOE: I don't have to go to premieres
    [02:53.032] I'm never on display
    [02:55.039] You seem to forget that I'm a writer
    [02:59.196] Who cares what you wear when you're a writer?
    [03:02.331] NORMA: I care, Joe, and please don't be so mean to me.
    [03:05.442] JOE: OK, all right.
    [03:07.172] NORMA: You can't come to my New Year's Eve party in that filling-station shirt.
    [03:11.653] JOE: I've been invited somewhere else on New Year's Eve.
    [03:14.382] NORMA: Where?
    [03:15.391] JOE: Artie Green. He's an old friend of mine.
    [03:17.214] NORMA: I can't do without you, Joe, I need you.
    [03:21.998] I've sent out every single invitation
    [03:25.788] JOE: All right, Norma, I give in
    [03:28.888] NORMA:Of course you do
    [03:30.468] And when they've dressed you
    [03:32.104] You'll cause a sensation
    [03:35.739] SALESMEN: We equip the chosen few of Movieland
    [03:38.861] MANFRED: (The latest cut)
    [03:40.186] SALESMEN: We dress every movie star and crooner
    [03:43.086] From their shiny toecaps to their hatband
    [03:47.244] MANFRED: (Conceal your gut)
    [03:48.625] You won't regret selecting the vicuna
    [03:52.004] SALESMEN: If you need a hand to shake
    [03:54.081] If there's a girl you want to make
    [03:56.380] If there's a soul you're out to capture
    [03:58.761] Or a heart you want to break
    [04:01.105] If you want the world to love you
    [04:03.380] MANFRED: You'll have to learn to take
    [04:05.446] SALESMEN: And gracefully accept the role you're playing
    [04:09.778] MANFRED: You will earn every cent the lady's paying
    [04:12.900] SALESMEN: So why not have it all?
    [04:20.122] MANFRED: Now that didn't hurt, did it?
    [04:22.060] SALESMEN: The lady's paying!