作词 : None Like Joshua 作曲 : CANTI Got to relax This is earth radio And now, here's...human music Hmm. Human music. I like it My life’s sh*t Wife misses excitement and my kids Don’t respect me Unlike Rick Who’s always got to ask me why I itch well – hm I like it Insufficient confidence Wishing I was smart as Rick Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch – I just want to be brave – oh Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy Let me be in alternate reality Celebrity – that you caught on our TV Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality – but I’m not gay – oh Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed? Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak Why am I so uncool? I know it’s not my fault I feel like such a fool cause Rick’s the one who’s smart They’re whispering loser I play the victim card You call me cupped I’m not – cause I like it Making her choose – Rick over me Stooping to mediocre, pleading Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key Mytholog’s a decrepit worm Thought divorce, inevitable Now I’ll just be left alone Kids never call, I check the phone – oh – all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride now I’ll never know if I’ll be a man and grow inside Why am I so uncool? I know it’s not my fault I feel like such a fool cause Rick’s the one who’s smart They’re whispering loser I play the victim card You call me cupped I’m not – cause Cause the 1995 called and...wants their insult back
[00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua [00:00.000] 作曲 : CANTI [00:00.001]Got to relax [00:02.288]This is earth radio [00:04.668]And now, here's...human music [00:11.328]Hmm. Human music. I like it [00:17.690]My life’s sh*t [00:19.077]Wife misses excitement [00:20.696]and my kids [00:21.539]Don’t respect me [00:22.478]Unlike Rick [00:23.443]Who’s always got to ask me [00:25.100]why I itch [00:26.621]well – hm [00:27.640]I like it [00:29.138]Insufficient confidence [00:30.548]Wishing I was smart as Rick [00:31.967]Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing [00:34.583]when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch [00:37.956]– I just want to be brave – oh [00:40.128]Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed [00:43.275]Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy [00:46.103]Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or [00:48.621]feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy [00:51.513]Let me be in alternate reality [00:53.360]Celebrity – that you caught on our TV [00:55.669]Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me [00:57.830]Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality [01:00.716]– but I’m not gay – oh [01:02.536]Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully [01:04.720]Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak [01:07.650]Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed? [01:10.357]Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak [01:14.033]Why am I so uncool? [01:16.701]I know it’s not my fault [01:19.564]I feel like such a fool [01:22.383]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart [01:25.349]They’re whispering loser [01:27.986]I play the victim card [01:30.855]You call me cupped I’m not [01:33.928]– cause [01:34.899]I like it [01:36.005]Making her choose – Rick over me [01:37.422]Stooping to mediocre, pleading [01:38.948]Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key [01:40.977]Mytholog’s a decrepit worm [01:42.416]Thought divorce, inevitable [01:43.834]Now I’ll just be left alone [01:45.178]Kids never call, I check the phone [01:46.850]– oh [01:47.607]– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine [01:50.085]but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy [01:52.922]Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride [01:55.585]now I’ll never know if I’ll [01:57.122]be a man and grow inside [01:58.826]Why am I so uncool? [02:01.590]I know it’s not my fault [02:04.236]I feel like such a fool [02:06.985]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart [02:09.949]They’re whispering loser [02:12.714]I play the victim card [02:15.505]You call me cupped I’m not [02:18.581]– cause [02:20.318]Cause the 1995 called and...wants their insult back