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  • 作词 : None Like Joshua
    作曲 : CANTI
    Got to relax
    This is earth radio
    And now, here's...human music
    Hmm. Human music. I like it
    My life’s sh*t
    Wife misses excitement
    and my kids
    Don’t respect me
    Unlike Rick
    Who’s always got to ask me
    why I itch
    well – hm
    I like it
    Insufficient confidence
    Wishing I was smart as Rick
    Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing
    when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
    – I just want to be brave – oh
    Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed
    Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy
    Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
    feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy
    Let me be in alternate reality
    Celebrity – that you caught on our TV
    Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me
    Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality
    – but I’m not gay – oh
    Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully
    Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak
    Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?
    Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak
    Why am I so uncool?
    I know it’s not my fault
    I feel like such a fool
    cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
    They’re whispering loser
    I play the victim card
    You call me cupped I’m not
    – cause
    I like it
    Making her choose – Rick over me
    Stooping to mediocre, pleading
    Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key
    Mytholog’s a decrepit worm
    Thought divorce, inevitable
    Now I’ll just be left alone
    Kids never call, I check the phone
    – oh
    – all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine
    but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
    Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
    now I’ll never know if I’ll
    be a man and grow inside
    Why am I so uncool?
    I know it’s not my fault
    I feel like such a fool
    cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
    They’re whispering loser
    I play the victim card
    You call me cupped I’m not
    – cause
    Cause the 1995 called and...wants their insult back
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua
    [00:00.000] 作曲 : CANTI
    [00:00.001]Got to relax
    [00:02.288]This is earth radio
    [00:04.668]And now, here's...human music
    [00:11.328]Hmm. Human music. I like it
    [00:17.690]My life’s sh*t
    [00:19.077]Wife misses excitement
    [00:20.696]and my kids
    [00:21.539]Don’t respect me
    [00:22.478]Unlike Rick
    [00:23.443]Who’s always got to ask me
    [00:25.100]why I itch
    [00:26.621]well – hm
    [00:27.640]I like it
    [00:29.138]Insufficient confidence
    [00:30.548]Wishing I was smart as Rick
    [00:31.967]Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing
    [00:34.583]when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
    [00:37.956]– I just want to be brave – oh
    [00:40.128]Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed
    [00:43.275]Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy
    [00:46.103]Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
    [00:48.621]feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy
    [00:51.513]Let me be in alternate reality
    [00:53.360]Celebrity – that you caught on our TV
    [00:55.669]Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me
    [00:57.830]Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality
    [01:00.716]– but I’m not gay – oh
    [01:02.536]Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully
    [01:04.720]Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak
    [01:07.650]Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?
    [01:10.357]Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak
    [01:14.033]Why am I so uncool?
    [01:16.701]I know it’s not my fault
    [01:19.564]I feel like such a fool
    [01:22.383]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
    [01:25.349]They’re whispering loser
    [01:27.986]I play the victim card
    [01:30.855]You call me cupped I’m not
    [01:33.928]– cause
    [01:34.899]I like it
    [01:36.005]Making her choose – Rick over me
    [01:37.422]Stooping to mediocre, pleading
    [01:38.948]Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key
    [01:40.977]Mytholog’s a decrepit worm
    [01:42.416]Thought divorce, inevitable
    [01:43.834]Now I’ll just be left alone
    [01:45.178]Kids never call, I check the phone
    [01:46.850]– oh
    [01:47.607]– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine
    [01:50.085]but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
    [01:52.922]Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
    [01:55.585]now I’ll never know if I’ll
    [01:57.122]be a man and grow inside
    [01:58.826]Why am I so uncool?
    [02:01.590]I know it’s not my fault
    [02:04.236]I feel like such a fool
    [02:06.985]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart
    [02:09.949]They’re whispering loser
    [02:12.714]I play the victim card
    [02:15.505]You call me cupped I’m not
    [02:18.581]– cause
    [02:20.318]Cause the 1995 called and...wants their insult back