Is...that enough off the top? I don't know. Is it? Yes,yes,god damn,yes. I think it's great. Good. This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. A speech about politics... About order... Brotherhood... ...Power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action. I'll tell you my darkest and whimsical story Don't ever call me your typical Morty I answer to nobody,Rick or authority Smartest of all Sick with my wording cause when I was born That PRick had tried forming me into a genius I wanted more to see there was no Jerry No insecurity ,no Beth or Summer,family quarreling I excelled Rick was ashamed and left for a Morty without any brains Cause he never heared me say "Ah,geez,Rick please,just stay." So I created my own And placed him under control My right eye upon the goal Did I mention ending Ricks of all dimensions,then I get their Mortys Torture them from night to morning To disguise my fort on hideout planet And planned to plant the evidence on C-137 He prevented it I'll avenge again as president No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys Never Rick and Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys It's evil Morty It's evil Morty It's evil Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys Never Rick and Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys It's evil Morty It's evil Morty It's evil Morty The citadel's problem Is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the citadel's death But I've got a message for them From the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive A message From the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this citadel To the Ricks and Mortys that don't You're outnumbered Made my way to the citadel to prepare To arrange that day when I sit up there Campaigned for a chance to win it fair And persuade the state but I didn't care Defamed by the fake news as a joke Juggling Rick don't know I'ma go for their throats When I'm pouring in votes,the more I coax Then my manager getting cut. Short Tried assassinating my ass Cast him out to space with the trash Then the shadow council collapsed I eradicated this clash Now I lace All my loose ends Cause the change is soon to begin No more slaves to Rick's perception Liberate the Mortys and win Show you what could happen if you call me yellow shirt Quellin any TERRORick upset about their work Cause they never cared a bit for how we let em hurt Anyone opposing me is perilous and purged No more partners in curriculum Start from dirt Like in the slums of Mortytown For Rickless thugs like me Now see what I've become! No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys Never Rick and Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys It's evil Morty It's evil Morty It's evil Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys Never Rick and Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys It's evil Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys Never Rick and Morty No it's not Rookie Morty It's the Rickest Morty Hiding in the Rickless Mortys
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