作曲 : Exodus All rise and come to order Bailiff start the video recorder You've been sworn, what's yourcomplaint? Speak up son, don't hesitate! He presided in his courtroom so long ago He was hanging cowboys for stealingbuffalo Court is adjourned, for his honor'sfeeling ill The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill! Hang up your rope 'cause you'relooking tired If it was up to me they'd all be fired Day after day convicting all those liars This ain't TV jailIt's TV hell!Chorus Believe it or not Those walking blood clots Make enough money for a thousandfoot yacht Who in Hollywood Did they every acquit? Just senile, judicial idiots As the drama unfolds And the law he upholds If you look real close You could see him growing mold Small claims messiah Is only a pariah to be ridiculed... Objection Overruled! All rise as he takes the bench To hear his old voice make mygut wrench Silence to those who are in his court I'm found guilty by his report No washed-up judge can say to me The **** he throws arround whenhe's on TVWhat can he ****ing do, throw me in jail? I'd slap out his dentures, post themfor bail! Hang up your robe 'cause you'relooking tired If it was up to me they'd all be fired Day after day convicting all those liars This ain't TV jail, it's TV hell!Chorus You lose the case To a bigger ******** they you today When it comes to the end You tell all of TV land what you'vegot to say When you're dead and gone Will they get another fossil to carry on? They must go to school To hand-pick these old fools I say to you Objection Overruled! It's all Perry Mason's fault! Cat strangling
作曲 : Exodus All rise and come to order Bailiff start the video recorder You've been sworn, what's yourcomplaint? Speak up son, don't hesitate! He presided in his courtroom so long ago He was hanging cowboys for stealingbuffalo Court is adjourned, for his honor'sfeeling ill The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill! Hang up your rope 'cause you'relooking tired If it was up to me they'd all be fired Day after day convicting all those liars This ain't TV jailIt's TV hell!Chorus Believe it or not Those walking blood clots Make enough money for a thousandfoot yacht Who in Hollywood Did they every acquit? Just senile, judicial idiots As the drama unfolds And the law he upholds If you look real close You could see him growing mold Small claims messiah Is only a pariah to be ridiculed... Objection Overruled! All rise as he takes the bench To hear his old voice make mygut wrench Silence to those who are in his court I'm found guilty by his report No washed-up judge can say to me The **** he throws arround whenhe's on TVWhat can he ****ing do, throw me in jail? I'd slap out his dentures, post themfor bail! Hang up your robe 'cause you'relooking tired If it was up to me they'd all be fired Day after day convicting all those liars This ain't TV jail, it's TV hell!Chorus You lose the case To a bigger ******** they you today When it comes to the end You tell all of TV land what you'vegot to say When you're dead and gone Will they get another fossil to carry on? They must go to school To hand-pick these old fools I say to you Objection Overruled! It's all Perry Mason's fault! Cat strangling
