Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown Slamming with waltzers all the way around You get caught up in the whip You're thrown into a flip You aim for someone's head To stain the floor red Give someone a kick To prove you're truly sick Bounce back from some blows And blood runs out your nose Flailing round and round And you're injury bound Waltz it up! The pit is it! You can take your chance On this rough new dance If you dare! To dive in! There are some that try But they won't survive They don't hit! ' Cause they're wimps! And this exercise Helps you brutalize With us! Exodus! Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Kick your friend in the head and have a ball Come on and do the toxic waltz And slam your partner against the wall Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Good friendly violent fun in store for all Get up off your ass and toxic waltz If you hit the floor you can always crawl! Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun Don't start to cry If you get a black eye Just dive back in And give another try But too much action May leave you in traction So you better get insurance No matter your endurance! Flailing round and round And you're injury bound Waltz it up! The pit is it! You can take your chance On this rough new dance If you dare! To dive in! There are some that try But they won't survive They don't hit! ' Cause they're wimps! And this exercise Helps you brutalize With us! Exodus! Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Kick your friend in the head and have a ball Come on and do the toxic waltz And slam your partner against the wall Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Good friendly violent fun in store for all Get up off your ass and toxic waltz If you hit the floor you can always crawl! Get up on your feet Don't look so obsolete And thrash like an athlete! Don't sit there on your ass Don't look like you've got too much class You'll be harassed! You know we guarantee This is the key So rage or get the third degree! You begin frontal assaults And start your somersaults And do the toxic waltz! Do the toxic waltz!
Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown Slamming with waltzers all the way around You get caught up in the whip You're thrown into a flip You aim for someone's head To stain the floor red Give someone a kick To prove you're truly sick Bounce back from some blows And blood runs out your nose Flailing round and round And you're injury bound Waltz it up! The pit is it! You can take your chance On this rough new dance If you dare! To dive in! There are some that try But they won't survive They don't hit! ' Cause they're wimps! And this exercise Helps you brutalize With us! Exodus! Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Kick your friend in the head and have a ball Come on and do the toxic waltz And slam your partner against the wall Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Good friendly violent fun in store for all Get up off your ass and toxic waltz If you hit the floor you can always crawl! Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun Don't start to cry If you get a black eye Just dive back in And give another try But too much action May leave you in traction So you better get insurance No matter your endurance! Flailing round and round And you're injury bound Waltz it up! The pit is it! You can take your chance On this rough new dance If you dare! To dive in! There are some that try But they won't survive They don't hit! ' Cause they're wimps! And this exercise Helps you brutalize With us! Exodus! Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Kick your friend in the head and have a ball Come on and do the toxic waltz And slam your partner against the wall Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz Good friendly violent fun in store for all Get up off your ass and toxic waltz If you hit the floor you can always crawl! Get up on your feet Don't look so obsolete And thrash like an athlete! Don't sit there on your ass Don't look like you've got too much class You'll be harassed! You know we guarantee This is the key So rage or get the third degree! You begin frontal assaults And start your somersaults And do the toxic waltz! Do the toxic waltz!
