(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters) Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon My question is : WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING? You know y'all used to have some fire b*****s When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite b*****s Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God And now all you got is these preteens Bruh, I'm not a pedo I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my **** in my hand anymore Now I'm f****ng upset This is some f****ng bulls*it Dan Schneider Bring all my b*****s back I need all my b*****s, I need all my b*****s The new s*it you put out is wack Dan Schneider I'm just trying to get an erection But now that these kids looking 13 and under My ***** will suffer Dan f****ng Schneider (Schneider !) This ain't a f****ng game, ***** I wanna watch a sitcom With my hand on my **** I wanna see a titty Not f****ng kid s*it Return all the hot chicks Or you gon get it ***** iCarly, iCarly I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson As long as you giving me action And Freddy gon' film the reaction Sam gonna join in And suck me a fat one Nickelodeon girls Can't live without 'em Whew ! Ariana Grande I know I drive a Hyundai I can put you in a coma Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy) My **** put you in a coffin All night screaming and tossing Victoria Justice I know you tryna touch this Lizzie McGuire is tight But I bet Zoey's tighter You can find me in her bed Digging through that vaginer Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy But you can still have my babies Whew ! Go down like a dog with the rabies Y'all can't save me Uh, a little bit of ****, hard liquor for the ladies Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes She playing with the b***s like Brady (ay) **** off with the s*itty little kids with their stupid s*it I only wanna see the ones with a body fit And I don't want to be the one to be a little ***** about it But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking Where the t*****s at? Dan Schneider why you ruining your business? You realize I'd probably buy cable if you keep all the girls And the ratings all stable Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle Cuz I'm not a pedophile I'm not trying to see that s*it (c'mon man) The girls I have ***ualized are all in their 20's and 30's (Disclaimer!) I'm not saying you should change all the b*****s But at least something after 10:30 (30!) Dan Schneider Bring all my b*****s back I need all my b*****s I need all my b*****s I need all my b*****s back I love you Dan Schneider, just please bring them back
[00:00.44](Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters) [00:02.30]Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night [00:04.77]I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon [00:08.00]My question is : [00:08.94]WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING? [00:10.64]You know y'all used to have some fire b*****s [00:13.21]When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite b*****s [00:17.70]Zoey101? [00:18.49]Jennette McCurdy? [00:20.70]Oh my God [00:22.69]And now all you got is these preteens [00:24.92]Bruh, I'm not a pedo [00:26.11]I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused [00:28.93]Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my **** in my hand anymore [00:32.12]Now I'm f****ng upset [00:33.86]This is some f****ng bulls*it [00:38.29]Dan Schneider [00:40.58]Bring all my b*****s back [00:42.86]I need all my b*****s, I need all my b*****s [00:44.84]The new s*it you put out is wack [00:47.39]Dan Schneider [00:49.48]I'm just trying to get an erection [00:51.30]But now that these kids looking 13 and under [00:53.27]My ***** will suffer [00:55.84]Dan f****ng Schneider (Schneider !) [00:58.63]This ain't a f****ng game, ***** [01:01.00]I wanna watch a sitcom [01:03.50]With my hand on my **** [01:05.18]I wanna see a titty [01:07.52]Not f****ng kid s*it [01:10.20]Return all the hot chicks [01:12.17]Or you gon get it ***** [01:14.47]iCarly, iCarly [01:15.88]I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson [01:18.82]As long as you giving me action [01:21.10]And Freddy gon' film the reaction [01:23.54]Sam gonna join in [01:25.72]And suck me a fat one [01:27.95]Nickelodeon girls [01:30.43]Can't live without 'em [01:31.46]Whew ! [01:32.69]Ariana Grande [01:34.71]I know I drive a Hyundai [01:37.10]I can put you in a coma [01:39.22]Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy) [01:41.47]My **** put you in a coffin [01:43.34]All night screaming and tossing [01:46.18]Victoria Justice [01:48.32]I know you tryna touch this [01:50.20]Lizzie McGuire is tight [01:52.77]But I bet Zoey's tighter [01:55.40]You can find me in her bed [01:57.28]Digging through that vaginer [01:59.29]Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy [02:01.48]But you can still have my babies [02:03.15]Whew ! [02:04.80]Go down like a dog with the rabies [02:06.62]Y'all can't save me [02:07.72]Uh, a little bit of ****, hard liquor for the ladies [02:10.34]Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's [02:12.64]With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes [02:14.94]She playing with the b***s like Brady (ay) [02:17.30]**** off with the s*itty little kids with their stupid s*it [02:19.83]I only wanna see the ones with a body fit [02:21.89]And I don't want to be the one to be a little ***** about it [02:24.80]But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking [02:27.10]Where the t*****s at? [02:28.99]Dan Schneider why you ruining your business? [02:31.70]You realize I'd probably buy cable if you keep all the girls [02:34.14]And the ratings all stable [02:35.38]Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle [02:38.10]Cuz I'm not a pedophile [02:41.33]I'm not trying to see that s*it (c'mon man) [02:44.90]The girls I have ***ualized are all in their 20's and 30's [02:48.59](Disclaimer!) [02:49.35]I'm not saying you should change all the b*****s [02:51.80]But at least something after 10:30 (30!) [02:54.90]Dan Schneider [02:56.42]Bring all my b*****s back [02:58.50]I need all my b*****s [02:59.63]I need all my b*****s [03:00.64]I need all my b*****s back [03:03.29]I love you Dan Schneider, just please bring them back
