I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids And teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen Why, are kids so ******* stupid? Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough? I try To empathize with teens Because when I was younger I was stupid too-too-too (It's true) But then I realized That I was never this stupid My friends were never this stupid Y'all are just dense-dense-dense Like damn I'm really, really concerned I wish your father would use that Wooden spoon-spoon-spoon (Just ******* beat them already) I was being ironic man What a ******* loser. Do you have- Listen kids Being edgy is okay But the same ten jokes in a row That's not okay-okay-okay Is that all you can come up with? If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we're dead serious) If you're under seventeen Please don't ever talk to me You think this is part of the act But please don't come near me Dude, get a load of this guy! He-he-he's never heard of irony before! What-what a ******* loser dude! Jimmy it's past your bedtime Dad no Get back to bed I was just being ironic I don't care No dad please You're being a piece of *******t Take these spanks you little ******* Daddy please, daddy please Who do you think you are? Who the ******* do you think you are? Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of *******t Calling irony Take these ******* spanks you dumbass kid. I should've never given birth to you, you piece of *******t. Take that, I'm out of here ******* you, son If I should even call you son Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before? I was just kidding That crying was ironic I wasn't actually crying What the ******* did you just say? You want me to come back here? Huh? No-nothing daddy, nothing That's what I ******* thought Go back to bed, it's 9PM
[00:00.42]I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids [00:03.65]And teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen [00:06.10]Why, are kids so ******* stupid? [00:13.23]Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough? [00:20.93]I try [00:24.58]To empathize with teens [00:28.22]Because when I was younger [00:30.68]I was stupid too-too-too [00:34.97](It's true) [00:35.62]But then I realized [00:39.61]That I was never this stupid [00:43.28]My friends were never this stupid [00:46.47]Y'all are just dense-dense-dense [00:50.89][01:24.26]Like damn [00:54.46]I'm really, really concerned [00:58.30]I wish your father would use that [01:01.67]Wooden spoon-spoon-spoon [01:04.66](Just ******* beat them already) [01:06.27]I was being ironic man [01:08.30]What a ******* loser. [01:09.36]Do you have- [01:09.91]Listen kids [01:13.30]Being edgy is okay [01:16.70]But the same ten jokes in a row [01:19.51]That's not okay-okay-okay [01:27.99]Is that all you can come up with? [01:31.60]If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please [01:37.89](Yeah, we're dead serious) [01:39.41]If you're under seventeen [01:42.97]Please don't ever talk to me [01:46.65]You think this is part of the act [01:49.43]But please don't come near me [01:54.73]Dude, get a load of this guy! [01:57.30]He-he-he's never heard of irony before! [01:59.79]What-what a ******* loser dude! [02:02.85]Jimmy it's past your bedtime [02:04.97]Dad no [02:05.79]Get back to bed [02:06.00]I was just being ironic [02:07.59]I don't care [02:08.31]No dad please [02:09.14]You're being a piece of *******t [02:11.56]Take these spanks you little ******* [02:17.62]Daddy please, daddy please [02:18.44]Who do you think you are? [02:19.40]Who the ******* do you think you are? [02:20.53]Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of *******t [02:23.99]Calling irony [02:29.10]Take these ******* spanks you dumbass kid. [02:29.35]I should've never given birth to you, you piece of *******t. [02:32.96]Take that, I'm out of here [02:34.36]******* you, son [02:35.94]If I should even call you son [02:38.97]Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before? [02:43.57]I was just kidding [02:44.65]That crying was ironic [02:46.33]I wasn't actually crying [02:47.61]What the ******* did you just say? [02:49.10]You want me to come back here? Huh? [02:50.63]No-nothing daddy, nothing [02:53.00]That's what I ******* thought [02:54.46]Go back to bed, it's 9PM
