作词 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela 作曲 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela Hey yo, new Lonely Island. Two-thousand eleven. Let's get 'em Kiv! Hey yo my **** don't work, that s*it is soft as a pillow My girlie lookin' at me like \"you for real, dude?\" Hey yo hold up, hold up. We gotta come harder than that, yo tell 'em Andy! I think there might be somthin' wrong with my **** It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't feel the rubber Hey yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us I gotta write all these motherf****rs myself (woo) Hey yo I think I broke my **** in the sink It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playing rugby Hold up, hold up, this is serious, Kiv, let 'em know Yo for real, I suffer from stinky **** Every time I take a piss it smells just like s*it Ha ha, yeah that's what I'm talking about Andy, show them how it's done My **** looks like the fat that you cut off a steak Smashed in like my b***s went 'n stepped on a rake Lonely Island, Grammy nominated, yeah. Hit 'em again Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my **** We make too much money for this s*it, murder music I s*it the bed 'cause my **** played a prank on my butt (hit 'em) Straight crept when I slept an stuck a laxative up Suppository music What y’all know about incontinence? I got hepatitis C from horse, but no confusion (yeah) It wasn’t from the ***, it was a blood transfusion What? Motherf****r got horse blood, what y'all got? I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons **** Got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts Whoa, I would like to see that! This is that Garfield *** music. Now y'all just showin' off. Preach! I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump (tell 'em) Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch Oh! Now that just sounds nice. Imma call it right there, game over, motherf****rs. Lonely Island, we started this fake rap s*it, the world needs us!
作词 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela 作曲 : Akiva Schaffer/Brendan Long/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Lamela Hey yo, new Lonely Island. Two-thousand eleven. Let's get 'em Kiv! Hey yo my **** don't work, that s*it is soft as a pillow My girlie lookin' at me like \"you for real, dude?\" Hey yo hold up, hold up. We gotta come harder than that, yo tell 'em Andy! I think there might be somthin' wrong with my **** It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't feel the rubber Hey yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us I gotta write all these motherf****rs myself (woo) Hey yo I think I broke my **** in the sink It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playing rugby Hold up, hold up, this is serious, Kiv, let 'em know Yo for real, I suffer from stinky **** Every time I take a piss it smells just like s*it Ha ha, yeah that's what I'm talking about Andy, show them how it's done My **** looks like the fat that you cut off a steak Smashed in like my b***s went 'n stepped on a rake Lonely Island, Grammy nominated, yeah. Hit 'em again Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my **** We make too much money for this s*it, murder music I s*it the bed 'cause my **** played a prank on my butt (hit 'em) Straight crept when I slept an stuck a laxative up Suppository music What y’all know about incontinence? I got hepatitis C from horse, but no confusion (yeah) It wasn’t from the ***, it was a blood transfusion What? Motherf****r got horse blood, what y'all got? I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons **** Got CGI Garfield lickin’ Marmaduke’s nuts Whoa, I would like to see that! This is that Garfield *** music. Now y'all just showin' off. Preach! I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump (tell 'em) Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch Oh! Now that just sounds nice. Imma call it right there, game over, motherf****rs. Lonely Island, we started this fake rap s*it, the world needs us!
