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  • 作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ...
    Now let's take a trip down memory lane
    Back to junior high school where it all began
    Three bad little kids raising hell at school
    We were just thirteen straight acting the fool
    Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot
    Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
    Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same
    Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
    One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
    The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
    Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke
    Yo, your backyard is smashed
    Man, this isn't a joke
    Yo, let's go check this out man
    Oh, what was that'
    Alright, bet, let's go
    All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement
    Yo, what the hell is that'
    Man, it looks like a spaceship
    We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
    And a little green dude stepped out from inside
    He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace
    I have something to ask and it's not discreet
    There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
    And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
    But we're just thirteen
    Man, what can we do'
    Um, how should I put this'
    I think we should screw
    Whaaat'
    On my home planet we can no longer breed
    I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed
    Store in our seed'
    Yo, I think he means ***
    Man, I'm a virgin
    We all are
    Bet!
    I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
    Awh, what should we do'
    Now it's spreading its thighs
    You'll be heroes on my planet
    But why us three'
    You're the chosen ones
    You'll just have to trust me
    Yo, should we do it'
    Man, I don't know
    Yo, I say we put it to a vote
    All in favor say I
    I!
    Okay, we're in
    Cool
    Who should go first'
    I have three depositories to capture your burst
    Wait, so at the same time'
    Yeah, that's what I was thinking
    Here's some wine coolers
    Let's get you boys drinking
    We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy
    Then took our positions and started getting' frisky
    One in the front
    And two in the back
    Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
    Keep pumpin' away
    My wife and family thank you
    I'm about to explode
    Yo son, me too
    Three-way Climax!
    Best friends forever
    What a blessing to have lost our virginities together!
    Yeah!
    Andy, Jorm and Kiv
    You've saved my race
    Your reward is one wish
    Then I'll go back to space
    We looked at each other
    Didn't have to talk
    Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off
    Mister Alien, sir
    For what it's worth
    We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth
    Your wish is granted
    And thanks again
    I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends
    What happened today was both incredible and bad
    Therefore your name is Incredibad

  • [00:00.000] 作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ...
    [00:10.89]Now let's take a trip down memory lane
    [00:14.67]Back to junior high school where it all began
    [00:17.10]Three bad little kids raising hell at school
    [00:19.89]We were just thirteen straight acting the fool
    [00:22.52]Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot
    [00:24.64]Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught
    [00:27.31]Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same
    [00:30.01]Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
    [00:32.60]One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room
    [00:35.05]The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom
    [00:37.74]Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke
    [00:40.28]Yo, your backyard is smashed
    [00:41.51]Man, this isn't a joke
    [00:42.73]Yo, let's go check this out man
    [00:43.80]Oh, what was that'
    [00:44.37]Alright, bet, let's go
    [00:45.22]All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement
    [00:47.89]Yo, what the hell is that'
    [00:49.24]Man, it looks like a spaceship
    [00:50.59]We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide
    [00:53.08]And a little green dude stepped out from inside
    [00:55.74]He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace
    [00:58.27]I have something to ask and it's not discreet
    [01:00.70]There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
    [01:03.26]And you three kids are the ones who can heal it
    [01:05.83]But we're just thirteen
    [01:07.18]Man, what can we do'
    [01:08.58]Um, how should I put this'
    [01:09.85]I think we should screw
    [01:11.10]Whaaat'
    [01:11.57]On my home planet we can no longer breed
    [01:13.55]I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed
    [01:16.14]Store in our seed'
    [01:17.48]Yo, I think he means ***
    [01:18.70]Man, I'm a virgin
    [01:20.08]We all are
    [01:20.98]Bet!
    [01:21.62]I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
    [01:23.83]Awh, what should we do'
    [01:24.95]Now it's spreading its thighs
    [01:26.08]You'll be heroes on my planet
    [01:27.57]But why us three'
    [01:28.87]You're the chosen ones
    [01:30.26]You'll just have to trust me
    [01:31.00]Yo, should we do it'
    [01:32.55]Man, I don't know
    [01:33.58]Yo, I say we put it to a vote
    [01:34.49]All in favor say I
    [01:35.42]I!
    [01:36.94]Okay, we're in
    [01:37.86]Cool
    [01:38.44]Who should go first'
    [01:39.35]I have three depositories to capture your burst
    [01:41.64]Wait, so at the same time'
    [01:42.98]Yeah, that's what I was thinking
    [01:44.34]Here's some wine coolers
    [01:45.68]Let's get you boys drinking
    [01:46.95]We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy
    [01:49.42]Then took our positions and started getting' frisky
    [01:51.87]One in the front
    [01:53.31]And two in the back
    [01:54.58]Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
    [01:57.03]Keep pumpin' away
    [01:58.33]My wife and family thank you
    [01:59.70]I'm about to explode
    [02:00.87]Yo son, me too
    [02:02.13]Three-way Climax!
    [02:03.99]Best friends forever
    [02:04.98]What a blessing to have lost our virginities together!
    [02:06.68]Yeah!
    [02:07.40]Andy, Jorm and Kiv
    [02:08.75]You've saved my race
    [02:09.91]Your reward is one wish
    [02:11.17]Then I'll go back to space
    [02:12.44]We looked at each other
    [02:13.79]Didn't have to talk
    [02:15.03]Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off
    [02:17.33]Mister Alien, sir
    [02:18.69]For what it's worth
    [02:20.08]We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth
    [02:22.48]Your wish is granted
    [02:23.70]And thanks again
    [02:25.25]I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends
    [02:27.57]What happened today was both incredible and bad
    [02:30.19]Therefore your name is Incredibad
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