作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... Now let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school where it all began Three bad little kids raising hell at school We were just thirteen straight acting the fool Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke Yo, your backyard is smashed Man, this isn't a joke Yo, let's go check this out man Oh, what was that' Alright, bet, let's go All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement Yo, what the hell is that' Man, it looks like a spaceship We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from inside He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace I have something to ask and it's not discreet There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal it But we're just thirteen Man, what can we do' Um, how should I put this' I think we should screw Whaaat' On my home planet we can no longer breed I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed Store in our seed' Yo, I think he means *** Man, I'm a virgin We all are Bet! I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes Awh, what should we do' Now it's spreading its thighs You'll be heroes on my planet But why us three' You're the chosen ones You'll just have to trust me Yo, should we do it' Man, I don't know Yo, I say we put it to a vote All in favor say I I! Okay, we're in Cool Who should go first' I have three depositories to capture your burst Wait, so at the same time' Yeah, that's what I was thinking Here's some wine coolers Let's get you boys drinking We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy Then took our positions and started getting' frisky One in the front And two in the back Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap Keep pumpin' away My wife and family thank you I'm about to explode Yo son, me too Three-way Climax! Best friends forever What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! Yeah! Andy, Jorm and Kiv You've saved my race Your reward is one wish Then I'll go back to space We looked at each other Didn't have to talk Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off Mister Alien, sir For what it's worth We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth Your wish is granted And thanks again I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is Incredibad
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... [00:10.89]Now let's take a trip down memory lane [00:14.67]Back to junior high school where it all began [00:17.10]Three bad little kids raising hell at school [00:19.89]We were just thirteen straight acting the fool [00:22.52]Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot [00:24.64]Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught [00:27.31]Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same [00:30.01]Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed [00:32.60]One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room [00:35.05]The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom [00:37.74]Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke [00:40.28]Yo, your backyard is smashed [00:41.51]Man, this isn't a joke [00:42.73]Yo, let's go check this out man [00:43.80]Oh, what was that' [00:44.37]Alright, bet, let's go [00:45.22]All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement [00:47.89]Yo, what the hell is that' [00:49.24]Man, it looks like a spaceship [00:50.59]We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide [00:53.08]And a little green dude stepped out from inside [00:55.74]He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace [00:58.27]I have something to ask and it's not discreet [01:00.70]There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix [01:03.26]And you three kids are the ones who can heal it [01:05.83]But we're just thirteen [01:07.18]Man, what can we do' [01:08.58]Um, how should I put this' [01:09.85]I think we should screw [01:11.10]Whaaat' [01:11.57]On my home planet we can no longer breed [01:13.55]I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed [01:16.14]Store in our seed' [01:17.48]Yo, I think he means *** [01:18.70]Man, I'm a virgin [01:20.08]We all are [01:20.98]Bet! [01:21.62]I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes [01:23.83]Awh, what should we do' [01:24.95]Now it's spreading its thighs [01:26.08]You'll be heroes on my planet [01:27.57]But why us three' [01:28.87]You're the chosen ones [01:30.26]You'll just have to trust me [01:31.00]Yo, should we do it' [01:32.55]Man, I don't know [01:33.58]Yo, I say we put it to a vote [01:34.49]All in favor say I [01:35.42]I! [01:36.94]Okay, we're in [01:37.86]Cool [01:38.44]Who should go first' [01:39.35]I have three depositories to capture your burst [01:41.64]Wait, so at the same time' [01:42.98]Yeah, that's what I was thinking [01:44.34]Here's some wine coolers [01:45.68]Let's get you boys drinking [01:46.95]We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy [01:49.42]Then took our positions and started getting' frisky [01:51.87]One in the front [01:53.31]And two in the back [01:54.58]Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap [01:57.03]Keep pumpin' away [01:58.33]My wife and family thank you [01:59.70]I'm about to explode [02:00.87]Yo son, me too [02:02.13]Three-way Climax! [02:03.99]Best friends forever [02:04.98]What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! [02:06.68]Yeah! [02:07.40]Andy, Jorm and Kiv [02:08.75]You've saved my race [02:09.91]Your reward is one wish [02:11.17]Then I'll go back to space [02:12.44]We looked at each other [02:13.79]Didn't have to talk [02:15.03]Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off [02:17.33]Mister Alien, sir [02:18.69]For what it's worth [02:20.08]We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth [02:22.48]Your wish is granted [02:23.70]And thanks again [02:25.25]I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends [02:27.57]What happened today was both incredible and bad [02:30.19]Therefore your name is Incredibad [02:33.37]