Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York. Good morning. It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists claim that they run New York. But this is not the case. In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like. Please excuse the profanity in advance. Hit it. I run New York! New York, big city of dreams and you know that I run this town king of the streets, dressed in concrete skyscrapers on my crown . So if you want this Big Apple come try to take a bite! Cause I run this mother******* city and I won't give it up without a fight! . Yo I run New York It's a pain in the ass The city's crowded as ************* and it's covered in trash and the sanitation chief just shoveled *************t in my face another transit strike? aw, ******* great! I can't wait to have another meeting with the labor union so that Mark can bend me over and then shove their ******* shoe in but I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes I literally run New York and it's exhausting! . I run New York it's a ******* headache it really wears you down in this lake of bureaucratic bull*************t it's a miracle I don't drown! . I don't literally run New York I run the marathon plus I organize it so I double run the marathon but no one seems to give a ************* that I'm a paragon instead they photoshop me so it's looking like I wear a thong so they laugh at it in my own office when I'm gone went to the Nick's game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron excuse me for trying to help you they won't be satisfied till I'm locked up in Belleview I guess they don't tell you this job sucks *************! I run New York and it feels like *************t! . The chief of Police is a major bully he laughs at my ideas he made fun of my tie last week and I had to fight back tears! . Now on the surface, it probably looks like I should quit cause I spend every day getting punched in the ************* but at night I travel down into the subway wearing chain mail, locked and loaded for gun play and battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats if I ******* quit, who the ************* would do that? I'll give you a hint, the answer is no one that's why I'm in the sewer dressed up like a show gun cause I'm the equinox I helped James Springs releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings and no one even knows, they just think I'm a dork but I still kill those ******* dogs, cause I run New York! . I run New York it's a *************tty gig no overtime in my pay I asked the city for a ******* bonus and they said no ******* way! so rotten is this big apple it's crawling with worms inside but I run this mother******* *************t hole city and it makes me want to die! . I run New York! Thank you.
[00:00.91]Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York. [00:03.16]Good morning. [00:04.10]It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists [00:06.78]claim that they run New York. [00:08.77]But this is not the case. [00:10.40]In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like. [00:14.04]Please excuse the profanity in advance. [00:16.58]Hit it. [00:17.14]I run New York! [00:19.30]New York, big city of dreams [00:21.49]and you know that I run this town [00:24.78]king of the streets, dressed in concrete [00:27.35]skyscrapers on my crown [00:28.85]. [00:29.85]So if you want this Big Apple [00:33.57]come try to take a bite! [00:36.31]Cause I run this mother******* city [00:38.69]and I won't give it up without a fight! [00:41.13]. [00:42.26]Yo I run New York [00:43.63]It's a pain in the ass [00:45.07]The city's crowded as ************* [00:46.44]and it's covered in trash [00:48.07]and the sanitation chief just shoveled *************t in my face [00:50.76]another transit strike? aw, ******* great! [00:53.93]I can't wait to have another meeting with the labor union [00:57.43]so that Mark can bend me over and then shove their ******* shoe in [01:00.79]but I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes [01:03.46]I literally run New York and it's exhausting! [01:06.08]. [01:06.33]I run New York [01:07.33]it's a ******* headache [01:09.01]it really wears you down [01:11.79]in this lake of bureaucratic bull*************t [01:14.79]it's a miracle I don't drown! [01:17.07]. [01:17.57]I don't literally run New York [01:19.69]I run the marathon [01:21.07]plus I organize it [01:22.13]so I double run the marathon [01:23.69]but no one seems to give a ************* that I'm a paragon [01:26.69]instead they photoshop me so it's looking like I wear a thong [01:30.07]so they laugh at it in my own office when I'm gone [01:33.01]went to the Nick's game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron [01:36.13]excuse me for trying to help you [01:38.51]they won't be satisfied till I'm locked up in Belleview [01:41.55]I guess they don't tell you this job sucks *************! [01:44.49]I run New York and it feels like *************t! [01:47.10]. [01:47.58]The chief of Police is a major bully [01:50.19]he laughs at my ideas [01:53.13]he made fun of my tie last week [01:56.16]and I had to fight back tears! [01:58.44]. [01:59.13]Now on the surface, it probably looks like I should quit [02:02.07]cause I spend every day getting punched in the ************* [02:05.07]but at night I travel down into the subway [02:07.94]wearing chain mail, locked and loaded for gun play [02:11.30]and battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats [02:14.10]if I ******* quit, who the ************* would do that? [02:17.16]I'll give you a hint, the answer is no one [02:20.09]that's why I'm in the sewer dressed up like a show gun [02:23.09]cause I'm the equinox [02:24.40]I helped James Springs [02:26.01]releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings [02:28.95]and no one even knows, they just think I'm a dork [02:31.69]but I still kill those ******* dogs, cause I run New York! [02:34.62]. [02:35.07]I run New York [02:36.26]it's a *************tty gig [02:37.57]no overtime in my pay [02:40.62]I asked the city for a ******* bonus [02:43.46]and they said no ******* way! [02:46.57]so rotten is this big apple [02:49.79]it's crawling with worms inside [02:52.46]but I run this mother******* *************t hole city and it makes me want to die! [02:57.82]. [03:00.21]I run New York! [03:02.03]Thank you.
