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  • 作词 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
    作曲 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
    Where the exit-door leads in
    he scrutinises circling clockwise
    counting two out of the three
    slightly above the first degree
    "Has there been blood?"
    he asks politely as once a year we do explore
    with my head resting on the pillow
    gateways towards Plutonian shores
    Some are caused by downward pressure
    so don't strain when opening bowels
    the simple joys of maidenhood
    the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
    Rubber-bands for arteries
    these Indian seeds do soak like flees
    reduce the use of salts and lose some weight
    walk half an hour every day
    I openly dislike your vagueness in handling hours we appoint
    but when you choose your pronouns rightly
    I do silently rejoice
    Some are caused by downward pressure
    so don't strain when opening bowels
    the simple joys of maidenhood
    the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
    So listen closely girls and boys
    this song is about haemorrhoids
    Not anyone's but mine of course
    a secret part I now disclose
  • [00:00.000] 作词 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
    [00:01.000] 作曲 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
    [01:12.430]Where the exit-door leads in
    [01:14.730]he scrutinises circling clockwise
    [01:17.130]counting two out of the three
    [01:19.650]slightly above the first degree
    [01:22.650]"Has there been blood?"
    [01:23.830]he asks politely as once a year we do explore
    [01:27.710]with my head resting on the pillow
    [01:30.880]gateways towards Plutonian shores
    [01:33.610]Some are caused by downward pressure
    [01:36.430]so don't strain when opening bowels
    [01:39.310]the simple joys of maidenhood
    [01:42.340]the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
    [02:45.750]Rubber-bands for arteries
    [02:48.270]these Indian seeds do soak like flees
    [02:51.270]reduce the use of salts and lose some weight
    [02:54.160]walk half an hour every day
    [02:56.240]I openly dislike your vagueness in handling hours we appoint
    [03:01.490]but when you choose your pronouns rightly
    [03:05.360]I do silently rejoice
    [03:07.330]Some are caused by downward pressure
    [03:10.260]so don't strain when opening bowels
    [03:13.070]the simple joys of maidenhood
    [03:15.680]the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
    [03:18.830]So listen closely girls and boys
    [03:21.860]this song is about haemorrhoids
    [03:24.840]Not anyone's but mine of course
    [03:27.060]a secret part I now disclose