All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox Show him a warm welcome, let's get some applause Greetings all, hello Welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun Watching me juggle 8 balls at one time I'm no ****ing mime I play practical jokes This squirting flower That wasn't flour That blew up your nose It's my special blend Of Ex, Coke and K You should be okay In several hours He's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose I'm Cokie the Clown I will trip you down Those 12 giant steps I brought you all presents Against good judgment But being a good host You all have been dosed The kettle corn's been laced The fudge has been lined You're having a great time But you might not recall From rohypnol In the lemonade Cokie homemade He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown He's Cokie the Clown
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox Show him a warm welcome, let's get some applause Greetings all, hello Welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun Watching me juggle 8 balls at one time I'm no ****ing mime I play practical jokes This squirting flower That wasn't flour That blew up your nose It's my special blend Of Ex, Coke and K You should be okay In several hours He's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose I'm Cokie the Clown I will trip you down Those 12 giant steps I brought you all presents Against good judgment But being a good host You all have been dosed The kettle corn's been laced The fudge has been lined You're having a great time But you might not recall From rohypnol In the lemonade Cokie homemade He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown He's Cokie the Clown