Johnny has a problem Johnny is out of control He had a T V party With the kids of the black hole Stealing people's mail And lynching the landlord Things to do when angry, young and bored Johnny was only a lad Johnny hates the scene First he hit an old man Then he hit and run Pauline The record player spinning the best times I never had So why do my old records make me sad? Cause they're so bad And no one seems to understand The glory of guitar When out of tune The off timing The singers who can't sing The beauty of flaw He's a teenage vegetable Listens to last resort He's got P CP in his veins He lives inside a quart Johnny is a punk rocker Johnny is he queer? Johnny needed two bags And a car to commandeer Johnny wasn't liked much But he had a lot of friends Waits on stage eating ludes A mindless brainwashed pig Johnny was a good man Till the day that he got shot He had a jacked up chevy That could blow you off the spot Johnny always leaves More than he takes Forgets a couple chords Forgets a couple breaks Johnny says he's bound By only six strings to this world Johnny Quest hates sellout bands And Johnny puke snorts Ritalin And Johnny is an angry amputee
Johnny has a problem Johnny is out of control He had a T V party With the kids of the black hole Stealing people's mail And lynching the landlord Things to do when angry, young and bored Johnny was only a lad Johnny hates the scene First he hit an old man Then he hit and run Pauline The record player spinning the best times I never had So why do my old records make me sad? Cause they're so bad And no one seems to understand The glory of guitar When out of tune The off timing The singers who can't sing The beauty of flaw He's a teenage vegetable Listens to last resort He's got P CP in his veins He lives inside a quart Johnny is a punk rocker Johnny is he queer? Johnny needed two bags And a car to commandeer Johnny wasn't liked much But he had a lot of friends Waits on stage eating ludes A mindless brainwashed pig Johnny was a good man Till the day that he got shot He had a jacked up chevy That could blow you off the spot Johnny always leaves More than he takes Forgets a couple chords Forgets a couple breaks Johnny says he's bound By only six strings to this world Johnny Quest hates sellout bands And Johnny puke snorts Ritalin And Johnny is an angry amputee
