I paint my face every year all day The 31st ain't nothin' to me, another holiday All of a sudden face paintin's in style And I've been doin' ever since Gilligan's island was on But try to live all year though Try pickin' up a chick when your painted up like a weirdo I'm 68 years old I still trick or treat You think I care? **** I'm tryin' to find somethin' to eat And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys If it ain't above a quarter, don't even bother I'm sick of these little kids to I know you did it Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it And then they take my candy and diss Look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss All year I'm a psycho uh huh I seeBut every Halloween, you wanna be me They every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me A gorilla, a buffer fish and a bag lady All made love and had a little baby And supposedly I'm the one But at this point that's only purely speculation On Halloween people smile at me The rest of the year, they dial the police They kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars But on Halloween there givin' me candy bars Trick or treat it's 5:30 in the mornin' I'm still out I'm standin' on your lawn And I'm lookin' through your window, tap tap I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that? My paint don't come off, and if it did You think I'm scary now, **** I look like Frankenstein that's been slapped with ugly Yet children hug me on HalloweenEvery Halloween they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me Three, six, four people hate my guts On Halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns And pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around They next day when I try to trick or treat It's get off the porch or I'll call the cops you freak I don't understand you people but that's okay I'll see you all next time you try to be Violent JThey every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
I paint my face every year all day The 31st ain't nothin' to me, another holiday All of a sudden face paintin's in style And I've been doin' ever since Gilligan's island was on But try to live all year though Try pickin' up a chick when your painted up like a weirdo I'm 68 years old I still trick or treat You think I care? **** I'm tryin' to find somethin' to eat And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys If it ain't above a quarter, don't even bother I'm sick of these little kids to I know you did it Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it And then they take my candy and diss Look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss All year I'm a psycho uh huh I seeBut every Halloween, you wanna be me They every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me A gorilla, a buffer fish and a bag lady All made love and had a little baby And supposedly I'm the one But at this point that's only purely speculation On Halloween people smile at me The rest of the year, they dial the police They kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars But on Halloween there givin' me candy bars Trick or treat it's 5:30 in the mornin' I'm still out I'm standin' on your lawn And I'm lookin' through your window, tap tap I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that? My paint don't come off, and if it did You think I'm scary now, **** I look like Frankenstein that's been slapped with ugly Yet children hug me on HalloweenEvery Halloween they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me Three, six, four people hate my guts On Halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns And pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around They next day when I try to trick or treat It's get off the porch or I'll call the cops you freak I don't understand you people but that's okay I'll see you all next time you try to be Violent JThey every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me They every Halloween, they want to be me Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) Everybody in the house(Well I don't care) Everybody in the house(Well I don't care)
