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  • Come here man check it out
    You know there laughing at you man
    ************ them man you know what im sayin come down here man
    And join the carnival man
    Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin
    Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes
    Homelss hobos pu************ng dead bodies in a cart
    Listen to the good part
    Poke around doors roamin the land
    Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand
    Its to much for my nugget to process
    So i stop the car to get undressed
    Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls
    You dont like that you can suck my ************
    Its just me and my homeboy large you see
    No they cant nobody can see them but me
    Lunatics zombies and goons roaming underneath
    The 17 moons of delray hellray suicide person
    It cant be the ****** i might as well join him
    Hey ************ boy were the ************ are you going
    Dont you know they dont like richies were you goin
    You dont belong here i think you best leave
    Before i grab your chicken neck and squeeze
    I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in
    I pray for dead chicken boys for my little friend
    To snack on his name is willaberags thanks you know your not a bad guys ************gs
    It rains only twice a year around here
    The streets are dry because of the sky
    Its filled with smog and fog and ************
    I finally had it im gonna jump! (is he dead?)
    No i bounced my ************ts made out of rubber
    A toxic waste freak show mutha ************
    And im part of the circus show
    If you cant beat em join em like i did yo
    Nobody wants you got no were to go
    Come down and join up with the carnival show
    Your a addicted to crack and you dont have a back
    Here at the freakshow we dont care about that
    You might have 2 heads and you might have 10
    You might have a finger growing out of your chin
    Here at the carival you cant go wrong
    It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet long
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    Just join them muther ************
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    So just join them ************ boy
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    Just join them muther ************
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    So just join them ************ boy
    Just join them
    Cause you cant cant beat em
    So just join them mutha ************s
    Cant beat em just join em
    Cant beat em just join em ************boy
  • Come here man check it out
    You know there laughing at you man
    ************ them man you know what im sayin come down here man
    And join the carnival man
    Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin
    Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes
    Homelss hobos pu************ng dead bodies in a cart
    Listen to the good part
    Poke around doors roamin the land
    Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand
    Its to much for my nugget to process
    So i stop the car to get undressed
    Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls
    You dont like that you can suck my ************
    Its just me and my homeboy large you see
    No they cant nobody can see them but me
    Lunatics zombies and goons roaming underneath
    The 17 moons of delray hellray suicide person
    It cant be the ****** i might as well join him
    Hey ************ boy were the ************ are you going
    Dont you know they dont like richies were you goin
    You dont belong here i think you best leave
    Before i grab your chicken neck and squeeze
    I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in
    I pray for dead chicken boys for my little friend
    To snack on his name is willaberags thanks you know your not a bad guys ************gs
    It rains only twice a year around here
    The streets are dry because of the sky
    Its filled with smog and fog and ************
    I finally had it im gonna jump! (is he dead?)
    No i bounced my ************ts made out of rubber
    A toxic waste freak show mutha ************
    And im part of the circus show
    If you cant beat em join em like i did yo
    Nobody wants you got no were to go
    Come down and join up with the carnival show
    Your a addicted to crack and you dont have a back
    Here at the freakshow we dont care about that
    You might have 2 heads and you might have 10
    You might have a finger growing out of your chin
    Here at the carival you cant go wrong
    It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet long
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    Just join them muther ************
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    So just join them ************ boy
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    Just join them muther ************
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    If you cant beat em join em
    So just join them ************ boy
    Just join them
    Cause you cant cant beat em
    So just join them mutha ************s
    Cant beat em just join em
    Cant beat em just join em ************boy