The stalker YeahThe stalker I'm gonna stalk this hoochie I'm gonna stalk this hoochie So I'm gripping this old peice of *******t right? Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light Ahem how's about a date? Two tickets for the circus pick you up at 8[girl] ******* no you're a loser[Violent J] Yeah but I'll stick my boot up your ass Heh heh but I ain't nagging To the next light in my pink volkswagon Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act like you know[girl] Violent J the country singer?[Violent J] No, Violent J the southwest gangstero And the ******* was gone (awww) So I followed her home (huh?) Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!) And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!) Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her Things you do when you's a stalker"So, what happened?""I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean hewas everywhere,everywhere I went." The stalker(chorus) I think that ditso likes me, yeah She tells you to ******* off with such class! I think that ditso likes me Yeah, go on and get that ass! Well, the stalker stalks his target Just happened to see her at the super-market Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks You wouldn't like Jiffy, it ain't go no nuts Why don't you try these? She ran away scared, and I'm staring at her butt-cheeks Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me"Hello?" Hi, it's me"Hello?" You love me"Hello?" I love you"Hello?" "Hello?" Biggity bop boom! I'm back in a stone brick house Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow Yo, I know she gonna show up Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard Somebody pulled a joker's card And you know what joker caught you Things you do when you's the stalker"Are you okay?""I don't know, because I know he'll be back. He always come back. I'llnever be able to lead a normal again.""It's okay." The stalker[Chorus] I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie) I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie) I've been hawking for about 2 weeks And I ain't even got a ******* kiss on the cheek She with some ******* face! I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace! I gotta just chill She loves me lots, and that's for real That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottleof FaygoTip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby's sleeping Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!) She stuck me in the eye with a broom Pulled it up Popped my eye back and I can't find her Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for thebathroom, gotta take a doo Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that ******* up-stairs Up the steps, wicked clown Then I hear a clicking sound Honey, is that you? How's about a kissy smoochie poo? Her daddy's gun to my nugget Never liked the *******, anyway, ******* it"So what'd you do?""I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me.""He would always catch me, and hurt me."[Chorus ×5] Nah, manShe don't like me man Nah, she don't like me, man That ******* shot me in the head, man She shot me in the nugget, man Nah, she don't like me, man, she don't like me She shot me in the nugget, man How's she gonna like me, man? She shot me in the nugget, dog She don't like me, man Stop it, man, she don't like me No she don't! Look at my head, man! She shot me in the forehead, man! How's she gonna like me, man? This ho like me!
The stalker YeahThe stalker I'm gonna stalk this hoochie I'm gonna stalk this hoochie So I'm gripping this old peice of *******t right? Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light Ahem how's about a date? Two tickets for the circus pick you up at 8[girl] ******* no you're a loser[Violent J] Yeah but I'll stick my boot up your ass Heh heh but I ain't nagging To the next light in my pink volkswagon Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act like you know[girl] Violent J the country singer?[Violent J] No, Violent J the southwest gangstero And the ******* was gone (awww) So I followed her home (huh?) Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!) And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!) Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her Things you do when you's a stalker"So, what happened?""I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean hewas everywhere,everywhere I went." The stalker(chorus) I think that ditso likes me, yeah She tells you to ******* off with such class! I think that ditso likes me Yeah, go on and get that ass! Well, the stalker stalks his target Just happened to see her at the super-market Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks You wouldn't like Jiffy, it ain't go no nuts Why don't you try these? She ran away scared, and I'm staring at her butt-cheeks Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me"Hello?" Hi, it's me"Hello?" You love me"Hello?" I love you"Hello?" "Hello?" Biggity bop boom! I'm back in a stone brick house Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow Yo, I know she gonna show up Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard Somebody pulled a joker's card And you know what joker caught you Things you do when you's the stalker"Are you okay?""I don't know, because I know he'll be back. He always come back. I'llnever be able to lead a normal again.""It's okay." The stalker[Chorus] I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie) I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie) I've been hawking for about 2 weeks And I ain't even got a ******* kiss on the cheek She with some ******* face! I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace! I gotta just chill She loves me lots, and that's for real That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottleof FaygoTip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby's sleeping Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!) She stuck me in the eye with a broom Pulled it up Popped my eye back and I can't find her Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for thebathroom, gotta take a doo Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that ******* up-stairs Up the steps, wicked clown Then I hear a clicking sound Honey, is that you? How's about a kissy smoochie poo? Her daddy's gun to my nugget Never liked the *******, anyway, ******* it"So what'd you do?""I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me.""He would always catch me, and hurt me."[Chorus ×5] Nah, manShe don't like me man Nah, she don't like me, man That ******* shot me in the head, man She shot me in the nugget, man Nah, she don't like me, man, she don't like me She shot me in the nugget, man How's she gonna like me, man? She shot me in the nugget, dog She don't like me, man Stop it, man, she don't like me No she don't! Look at my head, man! She shot me in the forehead, man! How's she gonna like me, man? This ho like me!
