Juggalos, come out to play... Guess who's coming to your big town? Jugglin jesters, kick-it clown Circus sound, painted frown Carnival of carnage creeping round I'm Violent J and I'm sick They try to run me down But you know I'm too slick And I slip and slide like a slinky Slip and slide with my twinkie Welcome to my world As it winds and it twists I'm a kick a funky little rhyme that you missed Boo loo chewy wewwy doo boo And you'd be ****** up if that was really voodoo Come see the one at the show of your life See me breathe fire and swallow a knife, right I ain't swallowing nothing, Jack But I can juggalo like you never thought you'd ever know And we packin that funk With a snap and a clap and a jump jump So chicky chicky freak if ya wanna be down Step on up And kiss the clown And kiss the clown Kiss the clown On up and kiss the clown Step on up and kiss the clown Stop the bus Violent J comes out Barrels to your face And blow your ******g face off Cause you know my mind is golden oh Happen to catch me a Beverly show Body fell asleep but my mind goes on Welcome to the world of juggla's dome First day I enrolled at the high school Butt-naked with a axe Wow, he's so cool Stand up and say your name, tell us about yourself My name's 2 ****** and I cut necks all to hell Dylan, Dylan, I'm trying to find Dylan I'm finna cut his throat with a carny carny killin Rich boy never seen a ghetto jokero Slap you in the head with a sledgehammo Sorry Dylan didn't mean to knock ya Then I stuffed his dead body in my locker To the next class don't wanna be late Finna ask Brenda on a little date I heard this ******* likes to fight in clubs Took her to a mud match threw a pair of gloves Wants to get her ass beat by a fat dyke And left the muddy ass ******* there for the night Woke her in the morning, threw her in the trunk Threw her in the trunk, cause the dumb ******* stunk How you doing Brenda? Mind if I bend ya? Over rover, do me like Gumby I'm sure you'd like that, you little skank And when I finished I stuffed her ******g head in the fish tank Awww that's a beautiful aquarium Yeah, you wanna see it Hey come here ******* Oh God it's lovely Yeah, yeah, yeah have a closer look Die ******* what's up? What are you a lung fish? What's up aqua man? Die ******* die That's right, ******* Back to the school Fat ******* in the locker Couldn't fit her booty in So I cut her booty off Sometimes I feel like I'm already in hell Throwing up children on Del Ray smell ******* those ******g ******, uh Rich ******, man, ******* those ****** Beverly Hills is Beverly Kills I'm gonna bring ghetto carnival thrills Where's that other little rich little fag Looking for Brandon cause we can't stand him I know my boys make the bass go boom But shhh, you can hear jacking off in the boys room Aww, aww, Dylan Aww I want your anus Aww, you're so hot Kicked in the stall Then I kicked in his jaw Kicked him in face And I kicked in his ******* Punk tried to run but he couldn't try to wobble Bust him in the head with an empty Faygo bottle Took him to the staircase Jumped on his face Road him down the bumpy chase Can I hear him breathe one last note Stuffed his back down his throat Back to the locker Boy oh, boy oh Back to the locker Stuff the ******! Back to the locker Boy oh, boy oh Back to the locker ****** stuff that ******! Walking down the hall and I'm feeling like the *******t Cause all that's left is one skank ass ******* Kelly, Kelly, your neden's kinda smelly Funk down your legs, and up to your belly But I'm with Del Ray So funk don't fade me Let me hit it man You're finna kick the can (Sugar) Come on, *******, man You're getting ready to die anyway *******, calm down Let me get a little poontang You know what I'm saying Let me get a little trip, ******* You finna die Okay, cause I'm not a raper But you still make morning paper Kelly found dead in her bathroom Naww, Kelly found dead in her dad's room No, Kelly found dead in her backyard Cause Kelly choked on a joker's card Smashed up bodies chilling in my locker Kelly wouldn't fit Chop, chop, chop, chop her Oh no, principal know what I'm about Cause one of Dylan's sideburns was sticking out Oh *******t, they chase me Cause they found the bodies Now I run my ass off Yeah they're gettin mad You can hear them cuss Didn't look both ways, and got hit by bus Crunched up under Tangled in the wheels Spit me out the muffler You know how that feels Lost both my legs so I'm running on my hands Then I seen Prince so I clap cause I'm a big fan And straight busted my face on the street And here come the police And...
Juggalos, come out to play... Guess who's coming to your big town? Jugglin jesters, kick-it clown Circus sound, painted frown Carnival of carnage creeping round I'm Violent J and I'm sick They try to run me down But you know I'm too slick And I slip and slide like a slinky Slip and slide with my twinkie Welcome to my world As it winds and it twists I'm a kick a funky little rhyme that you missed Boo loo chewy wewwy doo boo And you'd be ****** up if that was really voodoo Come see the one at the show of your life See me breathe fire and swallow a knife, right I ain't swallowing nothing, Jack But I can juggalo like you never thought you'd ever know And we packin that funk With a snap and a clap and a jump jump So chicky chicky freak if ya wanna be down Step on up And kiss the clown And kiss the clown Kiss the clown On up and kiss the clown Step on up and kiss the clown Stop the bus Violent J comes out Barrels to your face And blow your ******g face off Cause you know my mind is golden oh Happen to catch me a Beverly show Body fell asleep but my mind goes on Welcome to the world of juggla's dome First day I enrolled at the high school Butt-naked with a axe Wow, he's so cool Stand up and say your name, tell us about yourself My name's 2 ****** and I cut necks all to hell Dylan, Dylan, I'm trying to find Dylan I'm finna cut his throat with a carny carny killin Rich boy never seen a ghetto jokero Slap you in the head with a sledgehammo Sorry Dylan didn't mean to knock ya Then I stuffed his dead body in my locker To the next class don't wanna be late Finna ask Brenda on a little date I heard this ******* likes to fight in clubs Took her to a mud match threw a pair of gloves Wants to get her ass beat by a fat dyke And left the muddy ass ******* there for the night Woke her in the morning, threw her in the trunk Threw her in the trunk, cause the dumb ******* stunk How you doing Brenda? Mind if I bend ya? Over rover, do me like Gumby I'm sure you'd like that, you little skank And when I finished I stuffed her ******g head in the fish tank Awww that's a beautiful aquarium Yeah, you wanna see it Hey come here ******* Oh God it's lovely Yeah, yeah, yeah have a closer look Die ******* what's up? What are you a lung fish? What's up aqua man? Die ******* die That's right, ******* Back to the school Fat ******* in the locker Couldn't fit her booty in So I cut her booty off Sometimes I feel like I'm already in hell Throwing up children on Del Ray smell ******* those ******g ******, uh Rich ******, man, ******* those ****** Beverly Hills is Beverly Kills I'm gonna bring ghetto carnival thrills Where's that other little rich little fag Looking for Brandon cause we can't stand him I know my boys make the bass go boom But shhh, you can hear jacking off in the boys room Aww, aww, Dylan Aww I want your anus Aww, you're so hot Kicked in the stall Then I kicked in his jaw Kicked him in face And I kicked in his ******* Punk tried to run but he couldn't try to wobble Bust him in the head with an empty Faygo bottle Took him to the staircase Jumped on his face Road him down the bumpy chase Can I hear him breathe one last note Stuffed his back down his throat Back to the locker Boy oh, boy oh Back to the locker Stuff the ******! Back to the locker Boy oh, boy oh Back to the locker ****** stuff that ******! Walking down the hall and I'm feeling like the *******t Cause all that's left is one skank ass ******* Kelly, Kelly, your neden's kinda smelly Funk down your legs, and up to your belly But I'm with Del Ray So funk don't fade me Let me hit it man You're finna kick the can (Sugar) Come on, *******, man You're getting ready to die anyway *******, calm down Let me get a little poontang You know what I'm saying Let me get a little trip, ******* You finna die Okay, cause I'm not a raper But you still make morning paper Kelly found dead in her bathroom Naww, Kelly found dead in her dad's room No, Kelly found dead in her backyard Cause Kelly choked on a joker's card Smashed up bodies chilling in my locker Kelly wouldn't fit Chop, chop, chop, chop her Oh no, principal know what I'm about Cause one of Dylan's sideburns was sticking out Oh *******t, they chase me Cause they found the bodies Now I run my ass off Yeah they're gettin mad You can hear them cuss Didn't look both ways, and got hit by bus Crunched up under Tangled in the wheels Spit me out the muffler You know how that feels Lost both my legs so I'm running on my hands Then I seen Prince so I clap cause I'm a big fan And straight busted my face on the street And here come the police And...
