I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea People call me "Rich" 'cos I got mo' money I got more cheddar than some super size nachos Got cash flow like Robert has dineros I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh I make the baker bake my bread outta dough No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
He's Tex Richman (oh yeah) Everybody listen (here we go now) Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) He's the greatest (I'm the greatest) You're the lamest! (Woohoohoo) Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see? (Uh uh uh uh)
Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls If something's for sale, consider it sold I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold! I even got a guy to gold plate my cat I don't regret much, but I do regret that If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again!
He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) He's the greatest (uh, come on) You're the lamest! Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me)
I recall a heartbreaking story About my own tenth birthday party Should've been a glorious day for me I'd have been happy as can be But the Muppets were there To put on a show! They started to dance They were telling their jokes! I didn't laugh I didn't know how! Then my friends They all turned around And they laughed at me! They laughed at me! I hate you, Muppets, so!
He's Tex Richman Everybody listen (come on, y'all) Just how great it is to be him (It's easy having this much green, yeah) He's the greatest (Hey, sing it again) He's the greatest (Uh, it never gets old) Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see? Little muppets, time to give up your dream
[00:00.65]I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea [00:03.05]People call me "Rich" 'cos I got mo' money [00:06.12]I got more cheddar than some super size nachos [00:08.35]Got cash flow like Robert has dineros [00:11.65]I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh [00:13.85]I make the baker bake my bread outta dough [00:16.57]No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill [00:18.93]There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill [00:21.53] [00:21.78]He's Tex Richman (oh yeah) [00:23.94]Everybody listen (here we go now) [00:26.24]Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) [00:31.87]He's the greatest (I'm the greatest) [00:34.84]You're the lamest! (Woohoohoo) [00:37.51]Muppets are a waste of time [00:39.46]Oh, can't you see? (Uh uh uh uh) [00:42.22] [00:43.01]Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world [00:45.32]When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls [00:48.07]If something's for sale, consider it sold [00:50.74]I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold! [00:53.35]I even got a guy to gold plate my cat [00:55.95]I don't regret much, but I do regret that [00:58.51]If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same [01:01.02]Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again! [01:03.23] [01:03.78]He's Tex Richman [01:06.63]Everybody listen [01:09.14]Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) [01:14.29]He's the greatest (uh, come on) [01:17.40]You're the lamest! [01:19.91]Muppets are a waste of time [01:21.93]Oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me) [01:24.68] [01:25.14]I recall a heartbreaking story [01:31.36]About my own tenth birthday party [01:37.34]Should've been a glorious day for me [01:40.42]I'd have been happy as can be [01:43.68]But the Muppets were there [01:45.74]To put on a show! [01:47.15]They started to dance [01:48.65]They were telling their jokes! [01:50.41]I didn't laugh [01:51.36]I didn't know how! [01:53.67]Then my friends [01:54.78]They all turned around [01:56.94]And they laughed at me! [01:59.89]They laughed at me! [02:03.06]I hate you, Muppets, so! [02:07.73] [02:11.31]He's Tex Richman [02:13.96]Everybody listen (come on, y'all) [02:16.34]Just how great it is to be him [02:19.75](It's easy having this much green, yeah) [02:21.87]He's the greatest (Hey, sing it again) [02:24.60]He's the greatest (Uh, it never gets old) [02:26.75]Muppets are a waste of time [02:28.62]Oh, can't you see? [02:30.33]Little muppets, time to give up your dream
