Female Chorus: It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. Male Chorus: It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Waldorf: Why do we always come here Statler: I guess we'll never know Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture Both: To have to watch the show. Kermit: To introduce out guest star That's what I'm here to do So it really makes me happy To introduce to you... Muppets: So now let's get things started Audience: Why don't you get things started? Kermit: It's time to get things started Muppets: On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show!
Female Chorus: It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. Male Chorus: It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Waldorf: Why do we always come here Statler: I guess we'll never know Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture Both: To have to watch the show. Kermit: To introduce out guest star That's what I'm here to do So it really makes me happy To introduce to you... Muppets: So now let's get things started Audience: Why don't you get things started? Kermit: It's time to get things started Muppets: On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show!
