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  • 作词 : Shaw, Shorty B.
    H-e-a-d,
    All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
    You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
    When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name.
    If you a fake *******, ain't no thing
    I'll pick up the phone and call janine.
    If i call marie, i know for a fact
    I'm gettin ****** in my drop top cadillac
    I met this freak named naomi
    Straight ******* sucker worked me and my homies.
    She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
    I pulled her to the side and let her suck my *******.
    She was fine as *******, but can't ******* with tina
    Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
    I took her to my house and told her strip
    Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
    I said, "*******!!! do what you want
    Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
    I ****** her with my finger, she tried to cum
    ******* so tight, it wouldn't give me none
    I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
    I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
    My ******* is big and her ******* had a little one,
    I didn't ******* her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
    I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
    It's the california lifestyle that i live.
    My name is short, my game is long
    I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
    I know this girl named annette
    Get her all alone and she'll suck your *******
    Hella freaky...won't say no for *******t
    You and her all alone, ******* that's your *******.
    I know another freak her name's joanne
    I always get the ******* cuz i know i can
    Finest ******* around, ain't got no man
    Everytime she cross my mind i go ******* her again.
    She's like another ******* named christine
    ******* so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
    Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
    I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
    You know i did all that *******t
    She got my number, if she beep me, i'm gonna call that *******,
    And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
    If she starts screamin', i'm gonna ******* the ******* harder.
    Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
    These are the tales i tell so well
    You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
    Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' *******tails.
    I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
    ******g m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,
    See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
    She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that *******
    You can't stop the *******
    Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the *******
    My name is short my game is long
    I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
    I know another girl named stephanie
    Do anything she can to have *** with me
    She really don't bring out the best in me
    But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
    She's like another freak named nicole
    So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
    I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
    I ****** her so good she told her friend named angie.
    Angie called me up about two weeks later
    Talking some *******t about do me player
    So i did her just like tamara,
    Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
    Next they told a girl named rocquelle
    Got my skin all under her fingernails
    She was diggin in my back while i grind the *******t
    That was way back now i can't find the *******
    But if i do, i'll probably do the same again
    Break the ******* for everything cuz i came to pimp.
    I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin
    I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin
    You can bet your life as i spit these raps
    I'll be ******g em' up like that...*******.
    I know another trick her name was shery,
    I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
    ******* so good and i do mean very...
    Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
    I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice
    You ever make me mad and i'll ******* your wife
    Have fun with your ******* and have her sprung on my *******.
    I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your *******
    Like my other little tramp named erika
    Anywhere i want to ******* that's where i *******
    Cuz she's the freakiest ******* in america
    Everytime i get the ******* i just tear it up....
    Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
    These are the tales that i tell so well
    You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
    Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling *******tales!!!!!!!!!
  • 作词 : Shaw, Shorty B.
    H-e-a-d,
    All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
    You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
    When you hear these *******tails and you hear your name.
    If you a fake *******, ain't no thing
    I'll pick up the phone and call janine.
    If i call marie, i know for a fact
    I'm gettin ****** in my drop top cadillac
    I met this freak named naomi
    Straight ******* sucker worked me and my homies.
    She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki
    I pulled her to the side and let her suck my *******.
    She was fine as *******, but can't ******* with tina
    Tina, tina, the sperm cleana.
    I took her to my house and told her strip
    Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
    I said, "*******!!! do what you want
    Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
    I ****** her with my finger, she tried to cum
    ******* so tight, it wouldn't give me none
    I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
    I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk
    My ******* is big and her ******* had a little one,
    I didn't ******* her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
    I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
    It's the california lifestyle that i live.
    My name is short, my game is long
    I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
    I know this girl named annette
    Get her all alone and she'll suck your *******
    Hella freaky...won't say no for *******t
    You and her all alone, ******* that's your *******.
    I know another freak her name's joanne
    I always get the ******* cuz i know i can
    Finest ******* around, ain't got no man
    Everytime she cross my mind i go ******* her again.
    She's like another ******* named christine
    ******* so dumb, i named her misdemeanor
    Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
    I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
    You know i did all that *******t
    She got my number, if she beep me, i'm gonna call that *******,
    And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
    If she starts screamin', i'm gonna ******* the ******* harder.
    Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
    These are the tales i tell so well
    You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
    Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' *******tails.
    I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy,
    ******g m.c.'s cause she's so nasty,
    See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
    She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that *******
    You can't stop the *******
    Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the *******
    My name is short my game is long
    I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
    I know another girl named stephanie
    Do anything she can to have *** with me
    She really don't bring out the best in me
    But i love her fine ass laying next to me.
    She's like another freak named nicole
    So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
    I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
    I ****** her so good she told her friend named angie.
    Angie called me up about two weeks later
    Talking some *******t about do me player
    So i did her just like tamara,
    Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
    Next they told a girl named rocquelle
    Got my skin all under her fingernails
    She was diggin in my back while i grind the *******t
    That was way back now i can't find the *******
    But if i do, i'll probably do the same again
    Break the ******* for everything cuz i came to pimp.
    I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin
    I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin
    You can bet your life as i spit these raps
    I'll be ******g em' up like that...*******.
    I know another trick her name was shery,
    I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
    ******* so good and i do mean very...
    Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
    I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice
    You ever make me mad and i'll ******* your wife
    Have fun with your ******* and have her sprung on my *******.
    I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your *******
    Like my other little tramp named erika
    Anywhere i want to ******* that's where i *******
    Cuz she's the freakiest ******* in america
    Everytime i get the ******* i just tear it up....
    Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
    These are the tales that i tell so well
    You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
    Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling *******tales!!!!!!!!!