作词 : SShZz1 So you mother*******s thought I was gonna change my style? So what are you saying Todd?To all you *******, hoes, and all that *************t Here's another rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' *************t up like never before Pimp slaps, makin' snaps Cold cash money and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's where I'm fromThe city where the boys say you don't want none But if you do, I'm gonna tell you this Trues and vogues ain't really *************t Wanna roll so hard, all of the time You and that ************* playin' Too $hort rhymes If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answerTo the U.S. economy and a cure for cancer?" I said, what are you doin' in the White House If you're not sellin' *******? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my *************, up and down, like it was corn on the cob What is life? Life is Too $hort I play the ******* like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the ******* just like y'all Like Dr. J played basketball You can call me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll ************* your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight, ************* It started on a bright morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a ************* named HelenNasty *******, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you ************* it's true So much death in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live till next week? Will I get shot by a ****** fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to steal my ring I really can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like flies I used to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're still alive?" Cold as hell, the town I'm fromWon't last too long when you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so unique Clap my hand when I want my freak You can't deny it, you know I'm rightI turn any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or relax Till he knows I'm the best at the MC rapTill he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my serious cap Mother******* can't spit straight game on the mic' Cause he's worse than a fag or a Frisco dike He's a sucker MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC'sTo the end of the world and push you over Good luck couldn't find you in a four leaf clover If I ever said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall down Gettin' clowned by the hound from east OaktownAnd the look in your face when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a grown man die, laughin' at you' Cause you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simple Simon I never understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I wanted to know Sucker mother*******, where's the joke? I'm the player of players, just call me PopMy name is Too $hort, no I don't stop I just don't stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what happens Your mind is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you what Your rhymes are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are lame Never even heard of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't waste my time There's a girl I know her name is BettyStraight to the head just rock it steady She's so freaky she'll juice you up All the home boys just can't get enough She's a Ph. D., don't even stop In the back like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your knees go crack Feel the beat, rock with me Let me tell you what I beI'm a MC rapper, a MC rapperA big bank roller and a cold, cold capper Hey baby, I got this rhyme It's not gonna stop till the end of time Like rock and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night long So liten up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, ************* I ain't playin' To all the home boys doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you once again If you can't get out and you're mad as hell Say *************, now make it sound for real I'ma tear *************t up, if I get the chance I could give a ************* less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the Golden State Call me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me some more Big bank, now just make me rich ************* ************* ************* ************* make me rich Check out my style, baby I don't quit I heard this freak say, "That's the *************t" He took the cake, ****** the rake Too $hort baby damn sure ain't fake But the sucker MC's are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you talk about me, and call me weak When your father smokes coke and you mother's a freak So I keep on rappin', if nothin' else Keep your jealous thoughts to yourself ************* and *************, he's a MC rightAin't sayin' nothin' but he's holdin' the mic ************* with me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the motel room' Cause I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at your dome I got cap for cap, you never heard So fresh again with cusswords Mother*******' *************t, *******' with me ************* a skank ************* and a sucker MCAll you bastards got the claps And ************* you punk 'cause you still can't rap Cusswords, just let 'em know Mother*******' *************t, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just don't quit Mother************* you damn *************thead ************* It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop, ************* Check out my style
作词 : SShZz1 So you mother*******s thought I was gonna change my style? So what are you saying Todd?To all you *******, hoes, and all that *************t Here's another rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' *************t up like never before Pimp slaps, makin' snaps Cold cash money and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's where I'm fromThe city where the boys say you don't want none But if you do, I'm gonna tell you this Trues and vogues ain't really *************t Wanna roll so hard, all of the time You and that ************* playin' Too $hort rhymes If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answerTo the U.S. economy and a cure for cancer?" I said, what are you doin' in the White House If you're not sellin' *******? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job She licked my *************, up and down, like it was corn on the cob What is life? Life is Too $hort I play the ******* like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the ******* just like y'all Like Dr. J played basketball You can call me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll ************* your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely polite Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight, ************* It started on a bright morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a ************* named HelenNasty *******, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you ************* it's true So much death in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live till next week? Will I get shot by a ****** fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to steal my ring I really can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like flies I used to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're still alive?" Cold as hell, the town I'm fromWon't last too long when you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so unique Clap my hand when I want my freak You can't deny it, you know I'm rightI turn any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or relax Till he knows I'm the best at the MC rapTill he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my serious cap Mother******* can't spit straight game on the mic' Cause he's worse than a fag or a Frisco dike He's a sucker MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC'sTo the end of the world and push you over Good luck couldn't find you in a four leaf clover If I ever said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall down Gettin' clowned by the hound from east OaktownAnd the look in your face when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a grown man die, laughin' at you' Cause you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simple Simon I never understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I wanted to know Sucker mother*******, where's the joke? I'm the player of players, just call me PopMy name is Too $hort, no I don't stop I just don't stop mackin', don't stop cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see what happens Your mind is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you what Your rhymes are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are lame Never even heard of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't waste my time There's a girl I know her name is BettyStraight to the head just rock it steady She's so freaky she'll juice you up All the home boys just can't get enough She's a Ph. D., don't even stop In the back like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's black She's the kind of girl that make your knees go crack Feel the beat, rock with me Let me tell you what I beI'm a MC rapper, a MC rapperA big bank roller and a cold, cold capper Hey baby, I got this rhyme It's not gonna stop till the end of time Like rock and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night long So liten up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, ************* I ain't playin' To all the home boys doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you once again If you can't get out and you're mad as hell Say *************, now make it sound for real I'ma tear *************t up, if I get the chance I could give a ************* less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the Golden State Call me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me some more Big bank, now just make me rich ************* ************* ************* ************* make me rich Check out my style, baby I don't quit I heard this freak say, "That's the *************t" He took the cake, ****** the rake Too $hort baby damn sure ain't fake But the sucker MC's are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you talk about me, and call me weak When your father smokes coke and you mother's a freak So I keep on rappin', if nothin' else Keep your jealous thoughts to yourself ************* and *************, he's a MC rightAin't sayin' nothin' but he's holdin' the mic ************* with me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the motel room' Cause I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at your dome I got cap for cap, you never heard So fresh again with cusswords Mother*******' *************t, *******' with me ************* a skank ************* and a sucker MCAll you bastards got the claps And ************* you punk 'cause you still can't rap Cusswords, just let 'em know Mother*******' *************t, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just don't quit Mother************* you damn *************thead ************* It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop, ************* Check out my style
