I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy But I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes You can spend my money, you can waste my time Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes Don't wear those shoes It's alright, you can play your twisted sister every night I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my oreos Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose And you know that I'd do anything to please you But I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes You can spit in my face in you're so inclined Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes Oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head I can learn to live with that But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze But baby, please don't wear those shoes You can make me an offer I can't refuse But darling, please don't wear those shoes You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze But honey, please don't wear those shoes You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news But please, please don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe...
I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy But I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes You can spend my money, you can waste my time Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes Don't wear those shoes It's alright, you can play your twisted sister every night I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my oreos Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose And you know that I'd do anything to please you But I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes You can spit in my face in you're so inclined Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes Oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head I can learn to live with that But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze But baby, please don't wear those shoes You can make me an offer I can't refuse But darling, please don't wear those shoes You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze But honey, please don't wear those shoes You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news But please, please don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe...
