Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space, ha And I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you I'm watching you, so don't get funny I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog Here we go I love to watch my boss get angry So I can count the veins in his neck, ha Every day is like a picnic Every Friday, get a check Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright Watch out, hey, well, it's dog eat dog Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler" Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair" Nobody's sure what I do hereAnd that's just fine with me Five o'clock is here much too soon now' Cause I just never wanna leave I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals Maybe I could get on, on David Letterman I think I made a big mistake Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper? I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now Watch out, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog Watch me work, hey, hey, stand back now Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good Hey, dog eat dog Here we go, dog eat dog Say, dog eat dog Hey, hey, dog eat dog Say, dog eat dog Here we go, dog eat dog Dog eat dog Dog eat dog Dog eat dog Dog eat dog
Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space, ha And I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you I'm watching you, so don't get funny I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog Here we go I love to watch my boss get angry So I can count the veins in his neck, ha Every day is like a picnic Every Friday, get a check Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright Watch out, hey, well, it's dog eat dog Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler" Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair" Nobody's sure what I do hereAnd that's just fine with me Five o'clock is here much too soon now' Cause I just never wanna leave I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals Maybe I could get on, on David Letterman I think I made a big mistake Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid paper? I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now Watch out, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog Watch me work, hey, hey, stand back now Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good Hey, dog eat dog Here we go, dog eat dog Say, dog eat dog Hey, hey, dog eat dog Say, dog eat dog Here we go, dog eat dog Dog eat dog Dog eat dog Dog eat dog Dog eat dog
