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Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me

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  • Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
    And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.
    You say, "We've got to treasure each moment."
    Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
    Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
    And it's hard to disagree with what you say.
    But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
    Cause I'm always reading; always deleting
    Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
    Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns,
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.No, it isn't
    OK if you brighten my day
    With some cut and pasted hackneyed
    Hallmark poetry.
    And I didn't request a personality test.
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeYou're sending virus laden mail with log-in attachments
    To every single person you know.
    You pass around a link to some dumb thing on
    You TubeThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
    And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
    And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
    But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards
    SnopesAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.
    No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Send more top ten lists and
    I'll slash my wrists
    Please, Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeWell I'm sorry
    I can't accept your paranoid rant
    And I don't want the
    Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.
    Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!
    Now tell me, in what alternate reality would
    I care about something like that????
    And, by the way, your quotes from
    George Carlin aren't really
    George Carlin!
    Mr. Rogers never fought the
    Viet Cong!
    And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
    And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if
    I don't pass your letter along!!
    Well I know you're wishin'
    I will sign your petition,
    But, Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
    Just Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
    Cause you never figured out the way to
    BCC!Now, I got to insist..
    TAKE ME OF
    F OF YOUR
    LIST!Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeStop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Just stop it now.)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Oh, nooo)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (I can't take it!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Ah, Please!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (You gotta stop!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Right NOW!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (I'm not kidding!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.(At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
    STOP! (Sending me that)
    CRAP! (I don't want it!)
    DON'T SEND
    IT TO ME!!
    DON'T SEND
    IT TO ME!!!!
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (JUST STOP!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Ohhh)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.To me… ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh……...
  • Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
    And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.
    You say, "We've got to treasure each moment."
    Who knows how long we're gonna be around?
    Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short,
    And it's hard to disagree with what you say.
    But, if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
    Cause I'm always reading; always deleting
    Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way!
    Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes,
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns,
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.No, it isn't
    OK if you brighten my day
    With some cut and pasted hackneyed
    Hallmark poetry.
    And I didn't request a personality test.
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeYou're sending virus laden mail with log-in attachments
    To every single person you know.
    You pass around a link to some dumb thing on
    You TubeThat everybody else already saw 3 years ago.
    And wacky, badly, photoshoped billboards were never that amusing to me.
    And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
    But I have high hopes, someone'll point you towards
    SnopesAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.
    No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Send more top ten lists and
    I'll slash my wrists
    Please, Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeWell I'm sorry
    I can't accept your paranoid rant
    And I don't want the
    Nieman-Marcus cookie recipe.
    Won't you kindly refrain, 'cause it's hurting my brain.
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeLike glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebodies cat!
    Now tell me, in what alternate reality would
    I care about something like that????
    And, by the way, your quotes from
    George Carlin aren't really
    George Carlin!
    Mr. Rogers never fought the
    Viet Cong!
    And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
    And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if
    I don't pass your letter along!!
    Well I know you're wishin'
    I will sign your petition,
    But, Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.And I don't wanna read your series of conspiracy theories,
    Just Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.And your 2 million loser friends all have my address now
    Cause you never figured out the way to
    BCC!Now, I got to insist..
    TAKE ME OF
    F OF YOUR
    LIST!Stop
    Forwarding
    That Crap to
    MeStop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Just stop it now.)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Oh, nooo)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (I can't take it!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Ah, Please!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (You gotta stop!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Right NOW!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (I'm not kidding!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.(At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to STOP!)
    STOP! (Sending me that)
    CRAP! (I don't want it!)
    DON'T SEND
    IT TO ME!!
    DON'T SEND
    IT TO ME!!!!
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (JUST STOP!)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me. (Ohhh)
    Stop Forwarding
    That Crap to
    Me.To me… ohhhh, ohhhh, ahhhh……...

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