作曲 : Ben Haggerty Ladies and gentlemen Introducing, the ***** song. (oh no he didn't) (Honk a ****) This is my ***** song I wish that I had a bigger shlong One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long One of those porno king kong dongs Check it out I wish my **** was bigger, I can admit it I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit If I had a big ol' c**k what would I do? I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw Get buck naked and start streaking at my school And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man With no clothes on just to show off My ****'s bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the c**k that I have I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets Trying to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter," Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean I know that god made us all different and special But s*it did he really have to invent lopsided t******es? I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your b***s I mean I don't know, I just hurt,I feel bad This is my ***** song I wish that I had a bigger shlong One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along Yo ladies Yeah? Ladies! Yeah? Do you want a guy with an average ****? Hell no Then- wait you don't? No you honkey **** Okay that's cool, no that's fine I promise, I'm so self conscious That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me And every MC in hip hop has got a huge c**k Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got I mean, s*it If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My **** With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with And talk about my package and multiple orgasms 'Cause all that I see is that size does matter We got Enzite, ***** pumps surgery to Viagra But when it all adds up you can't really change it I'm not a porno star I just gotta face it You know, what can I do This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop This is my ***** song I wish that I had a bigger shlong One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Ben Haggerty [00:00.00]Ladies and gentlemen [00:02.89]Introducing, the ***** song. [00:08.04](oh no he didn't) [00:09.20](Honk a ****) [00:09.63]This is my ***** song [00:13.43]I wish that I had a bigger shlong [00:18.24]One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long [00:23.28]One of those porno king kong dongs [00:26.75]Check it out [00:29.12]I wish my **** was bigger, I can admit it [00:31.70]I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit [00:34.29]If I had a big ol' c**k what would I do? [00:36.34]I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw [00:38.87]Get buck naked and start streaking at my school [00:41.17]And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed [00:43.57]With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and [00:46.02]Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man [00:48.51]With no clothes on just to show off [00:50.91]My ****'s bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft [00:53.24]Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the c**k that I have [00:57.76]I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package [01:00.27]And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets [01:02.71]Trying to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter," [01:05.20]Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean [01:07.84]I know that god made us all different and special [01:09.65]But s*it did he really have to invent lopsided t******es? [01:12.33]I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like [01:16.97]Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your b***s [01:23.27]I mean I don't know, I just hurt,I feel bad [01:26.08]This is my ***** song [01:28.51]I wish that I had a bigger shlong [01:33.81]One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long [01:38.55]Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along [01:44.99]Yo ladies [01:46.64]Yeah? [01:47.10]Ladies! [01:47.98]Yeah? [01:48.32]Do you want a guy with an average ****? [01:49.96]Hell no [01:50.58]Then- wait you don't? [01:52.37]No you honkey **** [01:53.58]Okay that's cool, no that's fine [01:55.41]I promise, I'm so self conscious [01:57.64]That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August [02:00.06]Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso [02:04.85]I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand [02:07.15]I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man [02:09.53]And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid [02:14.38]I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy [02:16.63]Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me [02:19.12]And every MC in hip hop has got a huge c**k [02:21.47]Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got [02:23.88]I mean, s*it [02:25.03]If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My **** [02:28.55]With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with [02:30.98]And talk about my package and multiple orgasms [02:33.43]'Cause all that I see is that size does matter [02:35.74]We got Enzite, ***** pumps surgery to Viagra [02:38.35]But when it all adds up you can't really change it [02:40.67]I'm not a porno star I just gotta face it [02:43.10]You know, what can I do [02:44.83]This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes [02:48.63]So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop [02:51.64]This is my ***** song [02:54.06]I wish that I had a bigger shlong [02:59.06]One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long [03:04.61]Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along
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