作词 : KRS One Okay now, listen to this A mystical teacher sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock that was wide And warning against false pride"Come to where I reside!" a woman cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fish fried?""Yes," she replied, "With potato salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, where do you reside?" She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far rideIf you came to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you like stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so dignified The teacher was coming to the house where she resides So she purified with pesticides Called her friends up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the side You could smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural juices and water purified Organic fruits brought from the countryside With silver forks and knives placed side by side You could not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, staring at the mountainside You would have died6:59 she's swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who cried"Please, I smelt the bread from outsideOne piece" and then she replied"The teacher is coming, he's soon to have arrivedYou're making me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then replied"When I say I'm hungry I haven't liedGive me some of that chicken that you just fried" She replied, "Chicken, fried?No that's for the teacher, you're not purifiedThen she slammed the door and went back insideSat on the couch with the TV GuideShe looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30He still hasn't arrivedEight o'clock, she's on the downsideNine o'clock, by now she's teary-eyedShe's pissed off and her anger multipliedShe cried, then fell asleep dissatisfiedNext day she woke up, and was preoccupiedWith meeting the mystical teacher who liedWhere could he hide?She ran down by the seasideHe was there teaching about false pride" You lied" she replied, " You liedYou said you'd be there at seven o'clock, you lied"He replied, " No, I have not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move aside I asked for bread and the chicken that was fried And you said, that I wasn't purified"She replied, " I wasn't notified I had no idea that you was the bum that cried"And the teacher sighed, then replied" This concludes our lesson on false pride"
作词 : KRS One Okay now, listen to this A mystical teacher sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock that was wide And warning against false pride"Come to where I reside!" a woman cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fish fried?""Yes," she replied, "With potato salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, where do you reside?" She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far rideIf you came to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you like stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so dignified The teacher was coming to the house where she resides So she purified with pesticides Called her friends up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the side You could smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural juices and water purified Organic fruits brought from the countryside With silver forks and knives placed side by side You could not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, staring at the mountainside You would have died6:59 she's swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who cried"Please, I smelt the bread from outsideOne piece" and then she replied"The teacher is coming, he's soon to have arrivedYou're making me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then replied"When I say I'm hungry I haven't liedGive me some of that chicken that you just fried" She replied, "Chicken, fried?No that's for the teacher, you're not purifiedThen she slammed the door and went back insideSat on the couch with the TV GuideShe looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30He still hasn't arrivedEight o'clock, she's on the downsideNine o'clock, by now she's teary-eyedShe's pissed off and her anger multipliedShe cried, then fell asleep dissatisfiedNext day she woke up, and was preoccupiedWith meeting the mystical teacher who liedWhere could he hide?She ran down by the seasideHe was there teaching about false pride" You lied" she replied, " You liedYou said you'd be there at seven o'clock, you lied"He replied, " No, I have not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move aside I asked for bread and the chicken that was fried And you said, that I wasn't purified"She replied, " I wasn't notified I had no idea that you was the bum that cried"And the teacher sighed, then replied" This concludes our lesson on false pride"
