Dum diti dum dang dang di dum2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum1 bum said look jack I'm the *************t Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own ************* My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue She never liked me and I know that's true Kicked me out the crib be'cause I got a tattoo No one loves me and no one cares And all I ever get is funny stares I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos Stealin' bottles of booze outta a & p I know a girl at denny's and I always eat free Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper For chris**as I bought the old man the clapper I'm so dapper u can call me dan But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in japan Got a bad ass ************* adn she ain't no dike But ************* that ho and let me tell ya what I likeI like bean burritos from taco bell I like trippin on acid with ************* vitale My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't cla*************n' I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fa*************on Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen U think u toke tuff I'd disagree Nobody blows more doobs than richard d. I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile I'm a real jet setter like cecil turtle I'm down with bill bands so ************* joe glover And while I'm at it muther ************* fat ass sally struthers U look fine girl kinda undercover But I can't ************* ya 'cause you look like my mother I said dang digee dang di dang dang It ain't eric estrada or kool and the gang U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip With all them mother ******s who slang that *************t U know I'm a pimp hold my ************* like a holster U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me But ************* it 'cause I know "somebody up there likes me." Assholes are only assholes, fo sho'
Dum diti dum dang dang di dum2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum1 bum said look jack I'm the *************t Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own ************* My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue She never liked me and I know that's true Kicked me out the crib be'cause I got a tattoo No one loves me and no one cares And all I ever get is funny stares I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos Stealin' bottles of booze outta a & p I know a girl at denny's and I always eat free Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper For chris**as I bought the old man the clapper I'm so dapper u can call me dan But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in japan Got a bad ass ************* adn she ain't no dike But ************* that ho and let me tell ya what I likeI like bean burritos from taco bell I like trippin on acid with ************* vitale My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't cla*************n' I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fa*************on Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen U think u toke tuff I'd disagree Nobody blows more doobs than richard d. I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile I'm a real jet setter like cecil turtle I'm down with bill bands so ************* joe glover And while I'm at it muther ************* fat ass sally struthers U look fine girl kinda undercover But I can't ************* ya 'cause you look like my mother I said dang digee dang di dang dang It ain't eric estrada or kool and the gang U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip With all them mother ******s who slang that *************t U know I'm a pimp hold my ************* like a holster U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me But ************* it 'cause I know "somebody up there likes me." Assholes are only assholes, fo sho'
