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  • 作词 : Dewese
    (du-dumb) (dumb)
    (d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)
    (du-dumb) (dumb)
    (d-d-d-dumb) (dumb)
    [ verse 1 ]
    Well, listen up, homeboys, i got somethin to say
    About a homeboy from back in the day
    His name was richard, some called him rick
    But if you knew him like me, you'd call him ****
    When we were growin up, we stuck with each other
    Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother
    We had a lotta fun when we were kids
    We always overlooked the dumb things he did
    But the fun was over when we got to high school
    Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool
    We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed
    One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed
    We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass
    Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last
    Girls was all he was thinkin about
    If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out
    When he did drop out, he felt no shame
    And if you ask me, he had the right name
    Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come
    That's why i call him ****, cause **** is dumb
    ****
    (d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb)
    (dumb ****)
    (d-d-d-du-dumb)
    [ verse 2 ]
    He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive
    So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
    Although he was lazy, he had to work
    Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk
    As fast as he made it, his money was spent
    When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went
    He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"
    And it was no tellin what he would catch
    He was in the doctor's office almost every week
    He became so popular, everybody'd speak
    When he walked in they'd say (hi rick)
    And when he passed by, they'd say (dumb ****)
    Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice
    But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose
    He was in love with another girl every day
    And when we asked him why, he'd only say
    (i'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
    I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)
    I can understand that, but this is kind of insane
    Sometimes i wonder if his brain
    Was his...
    (d-d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)
    (dumb ****)  (2x)
    [ verse 3 ]
    He lost his girl when he lost his job
    So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob
    He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice
    And every day you'd hear his voice
    Sayin "jumbos! i got it good"
    But he never made the money that a hustler could
    Cause when he was standin out on the corner
    If a girl walked by, he was right up on her
    He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured
    To him his business was his pleasure
    A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact
    He changed his name to daddy mack
    The people on the streets he was workin for
    Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor
    And all his girls left, because they never cared
    The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share
    Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick
    And everybody wanna know what happened to ****
    Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum
    Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old dumb
    ****
  • 作词 : Dewese
    (du-dumb) (dumb)
    (d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)
    (du-dumb) (dumb)
    (d-d-d-dumb) (dumb)
    [ verse 1 ]
    Well, listen up, homeboys, i got somethin to say
    About a homeboy from back in the day
    His name was richard, some called him rick
    But if you knew him like me, you'd call him ****
    When we were growin up, we stuck with each other
    Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother
    We had a lotta fun when we were kids
    We always overlooked the dumb things he did
    But the fun was over when we got to high school
    Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool
    We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed
    One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed
    We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass
    Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last
    Girls was all he was thinkin about
    If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out
    When he did drop out, he felt no shame
    And if you ask me, he had the right name
    Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come
    That's why i call him ****, cause **** is dumb
    ****
    (d-d-d-du-dumb) (dumb)
    (dumb ****)
    (d-d-d-du-dumb)
    [ verse 2 ]
    He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive
    So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
    Although he was lazy, he had to work
    Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk
    As fast as he made it, his money was spent
    When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went
    He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"
    And it was no tellin what he would catch
    He was in the doctor's office almost every week
    He became so popular, everybody'd speak
    When he walked in they'd say (hi rick)
    And when he passed by, they'd say (dumb ****)
    Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice
    But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose
    He was in love with another girl every day
    And when we asked him why, he'd only say
    (i'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
    I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)
    I can understand that, but this is kind of insane
    Sometimes i wonder if his brain
    Was his...
    (d-d-d-du-du-dumb) (dumb)
    (dumb ****)  (2x)
    [ verse 3 ]
    He lost his girl when he lost his job
    So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob
    He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice
    And every day you'd hear his voice
    Sayin "jumbos! i got it good"
    But he never made the money that a hustler could
    Cause when he was standin out on the corner
    If a girl walked by, he was right up on her
    He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured
    To him his business was his pleasure
    A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact
    He changed his name to daddy mack
    The people on the streets he was workin for
    Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor
    And all his girls left, because they never cared
    The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share
    Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick
    And everybody wanna know what happened to ****
    Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum
    Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old dumb
    ****